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Chat up lines best/cheesey-ist

TempName123

Posted 11 April 2006 - 01:52 PM

A lady with high standards is our sammie

John

Posted 11 April 2006 - 06:45 PM

i can't beleive i came up with this one just there.

"I need a new toy, can i play with YOU?!"

linds

Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:00 PM

That was crap. It wasn't even nearly funny.

mystic

Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:35 PM

"i'm cold fancy getting it hot?"
"u ave 356 bones in your body facncy another 1?"
"is your name dulette cos your the best a man could get!"
sorry bad ones, it comes from hanging out with boys!
gizmo
x

TempName123

Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:36 PM

Yeah bit poor, u'll need to try harder to impress Lindsay

try this one biggrin.gif

Excuse me do u have 20p i could borrow?
"why?"
Because i need to go phone God and tell him he is missing an angel!

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Klass Clown

Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:40 PM

how about this for bad:
''I'd like to lick your belly-button...from the inside'' laugh.gif

TempName123

Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:43 PM

QUOTE(gizmo @ Apr 11 2006, 08:35 PM) View Post

"u ave 356 bones in your body facncy another 1?"


thought that one was quite admusing laugh.gif

QUOTE(Klass Clown @ Apr 11 2006, 08:40 PM) View Post

''I'd like to lick your belly-button...from the inside'' laugh.gif


...and thats just ...well...weird!

bred

Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:46 PM

>Do you like fruit?
>>Yeah.
>Cool, suck this, its a f*cking peach!

>Fancy a pizza and a shag?
>> NO!
>Why?! Don't you like pizza?!

Klass Clown

Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:47 PM

How about to foreign chicks; '' Have you got any Scottish in you? Would you like some?'' tongue.gif

TempName123

Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:48 PM

Haha it was only a matter of time before this thread turning Dirty tongue.gif

Sammie

Posted 11 April 2006 - 08:33 PM

QUOTE(PK Barackis @ Apr 11 2006, 02:52 PM) View Post

A lady with high standards is our sammie


Too bloody right.

Ally

Posted 11 April 2006 - 09:28 PM

"Is your nick-name coffee? ... You grind so fine."

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John

Posted 12 April 2006 - 11:08 AM

QUOTE(Lindsay @ Apr 11 2006, 08:00 PM) View Post

That was crap. It wasn't even nearly funny.


That shows you how ashamed i am of it!

*Suz*

Posted 12 April 2006 - 11:17 AM

Well my guy used this one when he first met me:

'I'd walk a million miles to see one of your smiles'

Clearly, i was not amused! Must have worked though because 7 months later we're still together laugh.gif

Isla from Banff

Posted 12 April 2006 - 12:09 PM

Em i'm really sad but i have a bag and the strap is full of badges and i have a few relevant ones to this thread!!

- Sex instructor - Free lessons given.

- I'd do anything for a f*ck.

- Oi u, get ur coat, u've pulled!

- Pierced in places you'd love to lick.

- Life's too short to dance with ugly men.

- Stop staring at my tits.

- I'm not a whore, I'm just popular.

- Bad sex sucks.

xx

Dave

Posted 12 April 2006 - 03:12 PM

now ur sig makes sense tongue.gif

xXxHeatherxXx

Posted 12 April 2006 - 03:30 PM

Lol! ohmy.gif

AppleCore

Posted 12 April 2006 - 03:45 PM

what was the one that Quagmire said??.. something along the lines of
"Hey, are you a parkin ticket or something.. cos you've got "FINE" written all over u".. something like that? lol

Isla from Banff

Posted 12 April 2006 - 05:34 PM

QUOTE(Dave @ Apr 12 2006, 04:12 PM) View Post

now ur sig makes sense tongue.gif



Hey i resent that it aint exactly fair!!!!

xx

Em just thought of one a guy once did to me in a club

He grabbed an ice-cube from the bar and dropped it on the floor, then stood on it and said "There now i've broke the ice, Fancy a drink?"

xx

The Wedge Effect

Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:36 PM

I've got this one to say, I'll say it here while I'm still high!

"Nice legs! What time do they open at?"

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