[Lesley]

I thought you said you had been going out with someone since you were 12!

[smb]

ok ok i admit, im not young free and single

oh well, thats my playtime over.

[dondon]

I've always wondered wht the opposite of young free and single would be??

Old, expensive and double??

[smb]

yeah im old expensive and double.

in fact, can i put that in my sig lol

[dondon]

I think you should

[smb]

DONE

very good donna, thank you

[south lanarkshire jag]

what queue

well someone as pretty as you there has to be a queue of guys wanting to go out with you

[smb]

what queue

well someone as pretty as you there has to be a queue of guys wanting to go out with you

oh yeah. tons.

[dondon]

That must be really annoying, a whole queue of guys following you around all over the place, pfft!

[smb]

yeah it gets annoying after a while....yeahhh. you can have some of my cast offs if you want donna?

[dondon]

emm, ok im in the mood for cast offs today , although just a couple cos a big load would be too annoying

[smb]

ok you can have mr mallan and mr middleton today

[Dave]

hey who said i was ur cast of exactly

but being the property of dondon does sound interesting

(she more fun than miss macleod anyway:P)

[djh1878]

(she more fun than miss macleod anyway:P)

Twas nice knowing you mate, you're done for now!

[dondon]

Just the 2!! i meant more than that

[smb]

hey who said i was ur cast of exactly

but being the property of dondon does sound interesting

(she more fun than miss macleod anyway:P)

oh

ok

donna, have dave, i don't want him anymore. or rather, he doesn't want me.

insensitive b*****

[djh1878]

oh

ok

donna, have dave, i don't want him anymore. or rather, he doesn't want me.

insensitive b*****

Awww!

[smb]

derek, will you be my new best friend?

[djh1878]

derek, will you be my new best friend?

Of course I will!

[smb]

see, i can take rejection *holds head up high

...and stalks off to get bottle of smirnoff*