Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:09 PM
QUOTE(Discogirl17 @ Aug 16 2005, 12:07 AM)
No Steven it wasnt you. My boyfriend almost walked into the girl toilets in Buchannan galleries today, I think he was thinking of the layout of the school toilets to be honest. Lucky he realised that a girl just went in and turned round and said oops! I then told him where the mens was, I mean god he's been to the Buchannan Gallaries toilets hundreds of times and every time known where it was but not today!
That happened to me quite a few times.
But one time, I went into the women's toilets for a dare. Fun times.
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:09 PM
QUOTE(Discogirl17 @ Aug 16 2005, 12:07 AM)
No Steven it wasnt you.
Now is that rejection or is that rejection.
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:11 PM
Ahahaa, I have another one, but I don't know if I want it to be documented on the interwebs. It's about peeing outdoors.
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:12 PM
discogirl - you break my heart
tuppence - i have no idea anymore. discogirl has confused me too much, i cant thnik rationally
anyway the stupidest thing Ive ever done (apart from picking higher chemistry) is holding the door for a gay guy in my school whilst saying "ladies first", Yes the abuse I recieved was legendary.
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:13 PM
QUOTE(tuppence @ Aug 15 2005, 11:11 PM)
Ahahaa, I have another one, but I don't know if I want it to be documented on the interwebs. It's about peeing outdoors.
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:13 PM
QUOTE(tuppence @ Aug 16 2005, 12:11 AM)
Ahahaa, I have another one, but I don't know if I want it to be documented on the interwebs. It's about peeing outdoors.
Oh god, you just reminded me. I got really drunk at this wedding last year, vomited all over myself and the dance floor. =/ I then proceeded to stumble outside, after having vomit cleaned off, and pissed outside, in front of the window everyone could see out of. Three times. Oh god, that was embarassing!
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:13 PM
Oh yeh, I'm with you on this one (not that I've ever done that !) , dont write it down, the pain of embarrassment will return
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:16 PM
QUOTE(dondon @ Aug 15 2005, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE(tuppence @ Aug 15 2005, 11:11 PM)
Ahahaa, I have another one, but I don't know if I want it to be documented on the interwebs. It's about peeing outdoors.
Ahh, but most people don't get "stage fright" and have to have the pee literally squeezed out of them by one of their male friends who then goes on to mock them for the whole of eternity, do they?
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:17 PM
QUOTE(tuppence @ Aug 15 2005, 11:16 PM)
QUOTE(dondon @ Aug 15 2005, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE(tuppence @ Aug 15 2005, 11:11 PM)
Ahahaa, I have another one, but I don't know if I want it to be documented on the interwebs. It's about peeing outdoors.
Ahh, but most people don't get "stage fright" and have to have the pee literally squeezed out of them by one of their male friends who then goes on to mock them for the whole of eternity, do they?
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:18 PM
QUOTE(tuppence @ Aug 16 2005, 12:16 AM)
QUOTE(dondon @ Aug 15 2005, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE(tuppence @ Aug 15 2005, 11:11 PM)
Ahahaa, I have another one, but I don't know if I want it to be documented on the interwebs. It's about peeing outdoors.
Ahh, but most people don't get "stage fright" and have to have the pee literally squeezed out of them by one of their male friends who then goes on to mock them for the whole of eternity, do they?
HAHAHA! That's so funny to imagine!
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:19 PM
By 'squeezed out of me' I mean he picked me up with his arms round my tummy whilst spinning me round and squeezing in.... not grabbing my bladder and squashing the urine out of it!
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:20 PM
QUOTE(tuppence @ Aug 16 2005, 12:19 AM)
By 'squeezed out of me' I mean he picked me up with his arms round my tummy whilst spinning me round and squeezing in.... not grabbing my bladder and squashing the urine out of it!
Lmao, and the second option would have been a lot more funnier to imagine though.
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:20 PM
to be fair, fair do's the bloke, he's a decent friend
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:23 PM
Damn tuppence, dont admit to any more. I cant stop laughing as it is.
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:23 PM
QUOTE(Steven_Gerrard @ Aug 15 2005, 11:20 PM)
to be fair, fair do's the bloke, he's a decent friend
Aye, but he insists on telling the story to
everyone and mocking my wee squeaky voice going "Help me, help me! I cannae pee!" Love him, though.
Still but, I can't believe I just wrote that story down. Now everyone will know
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:24 PM
QUOTE(tuppence @ Aug 16 2005, 12:23 AM)
QUOTE(Steven_Gerrard @ Aug 15 2005, 11:20 PM)
to be fair, fair do's the bloke, he's a decent friend
Aye, but he insists on telling the story to
everyone and mocking my wee squeaky voice going "Help me, help me! I cannae pee!" Love him, though.
Still but, I can't believe I just wrote that story down. Now everyone will know
At least it's not as bad as what happened with me at that wedding last year!
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:24 PM
We dont hate you for it, in fact we love you more for being way too honest!
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:26 PM
QUOTE(Discogirl17 @ Aug 15 2005, 11:23 PM)
Damn tuppence, dont admit to any more. I cant stop laughing as it is.
Aahha, I can't think of anymore, except for one involving a pillow fight and a big fart but I'll leave that for another day, eh?
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:27 PM
QUOTE(Discogirl17 @ Aug 16 2005, 12:24 AM)
We dont hate you for it, in fact we love you more for being way too honest!
Seconded.
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:28 PM
QUOTE(tuppence @ Aug 15 2005, 11:26 PM)
QUOTE(Discogirl17 @ Aug 15 2005, 11:23 PM)
Damn tuppence, dont admit to any more. I cant stop laughing as it is.
Aahha, I can't think of anymore, except for one involving a pillow fight and a big fart but I'll leave that for another day, eh?
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