Posted by John on 27 January 2007 - 04:08 AM in General Chat

I need to stop intoxicating myself with Alcohol.

Mainly because I'm too generous when intoxicated.

From now on I shall be sober!!!! (Well once I sober up )

Posted by John on 01 February 2007 - 09:20 PM in General Chat

Posted by John on 24 January 2007 - 01:12 PM in General Chat

Posted by John on 16 January 2007 - 11:59 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Lesley @ Jan 16 2007, 11:00 PM)

Up ye!

I'd prefer it wasn't up me.

Posted by John on 15 January 2007 - 08:18 PM in General Chat

Posted by John on 07 April 2007 - 08:05 PM in General Chat

Oh i think i know the guy now, is he quite young?

(i think i was thinking of the wrong guy at first haha)

He always tells me to smile too, cos i well, never smile when i'm lonely

Posted by John on 12 April 2007 - 04:11 PM in General Chat

Posted by John on 18 August 2007 - 06:35 PM in General Chat

Posted by John on 20 June 2007 - 05:10 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Lindsay @ Jun 20 2007, 02:25 PM)

QUOTE(John @ Jun 18 2007, 06:11 PM)

The back door, it ain't fun at all.

Many a doctor has shove a finger up my backside. I did say to one, "Steady on, I know I'm from Airdrie..." but he was foreign and didn't get it.

Speaking as a girl who's had a camera shoved up her rear, smear tests can't be THAT bad.

And HELLO! I'm back from Spain. All was well apart from a cockroach infestation.

I nearly had the camera thing too, thankfully I didn't.

Posted by John on 19 May 2007 - 03:50 AM in General Chat

QUOTE(Sammie @ May 18 2007, 11:41 PM)

Getting hit in the ass by one of them hurts.

Just trust me on it.

Hit in the balls is worse, I wasn't happy about that!!!

Posted by John on 20 April 2007 - 05:05 PM in General Chat

Posted by John on 24 December 2006 - 11:43 PM in General Chat

Posted by John on 14 December 2006 - 01:06 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Switch @ Dec 14 2006, 10:12 AM)

QUOTE(John @ Dec 14 2006, 02:27 AM)

Who would like a phone call?

I have over 700 minutes to use up within the next month lol

Phone me. I'm still pissed that you hung up on me when I phoned you that one night when I was drunk and scared at Chicago Rock.

"JOOOOOOOHN! Hello!"
"Leave me alone, I'm watching Scrubs."
*click*

I was watching Only Fools and Horses you numbskull.

Posted by John on 27 November 2006 - 08:49 AM in General Chat

QUOTE(Switch @ Nov 27 2006, 08:16 AM)

QUOTE(broughy @ Nov 26 2006, 11:37 PM)

i have a talk to give in 12 hours. its 10 minutes long. i currently have 3 minutes worth of stuff & have run out of things to talk about. screwed? oh yes!

Acetape slides are your friends. Even if it's a picture/diagram that's only vaguely related to your talk, it still kills a couple of minutes.

Falling on the way to the stage/front of the class, and dropping your notes in the middle of it'll net you some time too.

They are called Acetates, not Acetapes.

You should know Mr Alf <middle name> Rockhart!

Posted by John on 27 November 2006 - 09:24 AM in General Chat

QUOTE(Switch @ Nov 27 2006, 09:01 AM)

QUOTE(John @ Nov 27 2006, 08:49 AM)

QUOTE(Switch @ Nov 27 2006, 08:16 AM)

QUOTE(broughy @ Nov 26 2006, 11:37 PM)

i have a talk to give in 12 hours. its 10 minutes long. i currently have 3 minutes worth of stuff & have run out of things to talk about. screwed? oh yes!

Acetape slides are your friends. Even if it's a picture/diagram that's only vaguely related to your talk, it still kills a couple of minutes.

Falling on the way to the stage/front of the class, and dropping your notes in the middle of it'll net you some time too.

They are called Acetates, not Acetapes.

You should know Mr Robert <middle name> Dingle!

Thank you for posting my real name on an internet message board, Mr Holland Enbarrette of Stoneyburn; currently doing a Maths/Comp science degree at Strathclyde University.

Wa-hay for anonymity.

Why did you change your name in the quote? O.o

Oh and i live in Pollock!

Posted by John on 23 November 2006 - 12:56 PM in General Chat

Posted by John on 26 October 2006 - 06:14 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Donna @ Oct 26 2006, 03:40 PM)

Why would you think that?

And not everyone that has depression wants to commit suicide.

I googled shock therapy and developed that opinion.

And i didnt say everyone that is depressed wants to commit suicide, i said it pushes them closer to it.

Posted by John on 13 October 2006 - 11:25 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Donna @ Oct 14 2006, 12:16 AM)

QUOTE(Blondie @ Oct 13 2006, 11:49 PM)

Also, he only went to the party so he could spend time with me. Aww.

I knew someone like that once, but he dissapeared

So did I, then the sex got crap.

So i dumped him and got a new toy boy, isn't that right Khalid?

Posted by John on 03 December 2006 - 01:19 PM in General Chat

Posted by John on 03 December 2006 - 04:28 PM in General Chat

Posted by John on 10 December 2006 - 11:51 AM in General Chat

Posted by John on 05 December 2006 - 08:06 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(tuppence @ Dec 5 2006, 07:52 PM)

AARGH!

Roughly 13 hours until I submit my marketing report and my word count is still loitering around zero.

What the UTTER HELL is the marketing environment? And what are Porter's 5 forces? PESTEL - HUH?!

Marketing is stupid. It's all common sense, but they use these stupid terms to try to confuse us and make it look like marketing is difficult. It works. Very effectively.

AAAAARGH.

Trust me you will know the stuff!!

I barely attended the lectures and even i know what they are!!

QUOTE(The Wedge Effect @ Dec 5 2006, 08:00 PM)

Google and wikipedia would help you a great deal, if you haven't already tried those.

Or people who have done marketing

Posted by John on 04 December 2006 - 08:50 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(tuppence @ Dec 4 2006, 08:20 PM)

Ehhhh... No idea! My tutorial is from 11am-12noon with some mad Greek guy.

Were you in my tutorial group?! You should have said hi! I know I can look a bit unfriendly (constant scowl and general unpleasantness) but I'm nice, really.

Have you just dropped Marketing, or dropped out of uni altogether? (I am nosey )

Altogether, is it Ionnis or something like that you have? if so yes i was in your group lol didnt know who you were lol

Posted by John on 04 December 2006 - 07:51 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(tuppence @ Dec 4 2006, 02:23 PM)

Edit: Someone write my Marketing C2 report for me. I really cannot be bothered with it, have done no work on it and it's due on Wednesday. Oh dear

Mines was also due this Wednesday lol

(Thnks god for droping out lol)

Any chance are you in group 32?

Posted by John on 09 October 2006 - 08:05 PM in General Chat

Oh yes it does