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#93365 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 27 January 2007 - 04:08 AM in General Chat

I need to stop intoxicating myself with Alcohol.

Mainly because I'm too generous when intoxicated.

From now on I shall be sober!!!! (Well once I sober up tongue.gif)



#93565 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 01 February 2007 - 09:20 PM in General Chat

Sharon?



#93263 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 24 January 2007 - 01:12 PM in General Chat

So dresses are in? Does this mean I should wear one? lol

And when Gaelic programmes are on i don't listen to them properly, I just do something more productive like swear, look at my watch, or play battleships in my head.



#92923 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 16 January 2007 - 11:59 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Lesley @ Jan 16 2007, 11:00 PM) View Post
Up ye!


I'd prefer it wasn't up me.



#92820 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 15 January 2007 - 08:18 PM in General Chat

I walk into doors does that help you? (Ice_Illusion btw)



#95718 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 07 April 2007 - 08:05 PM in General Chat

Oh i think i know the guy now, is he quite young?

(i think i was thinking of the wrong guy at first haha)

He always tells me to smile too, cos i well, never smile when i'm lonely sad.gif



#96053 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 12 April 2007 - 04:11 PM in General Chat

Yes, I have, can't remember what how though haha



#100136 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 18 August 2007 - 06:35 PM in General Chat

Yay for McFly, free publicity!



#99496 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 20 June 2007 - 05:10 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Lindsay @ Jun 20 2007, 02:25 PM) View Post
QUOTE(John @ Jun 18 2007, 06:11 PM) View Post
The back door, it ain't fun at all.


Many a doctor has shove a finger up my backside. I did say to one, "Steady on, I know I'm from Airdrie..." but he was foreign and didn't get it.

Speaking as a girl who's had a camera shoved up her rear, smear tests can't be THAT bad.

And HELLO! I'm back from Spain. All was well apart from a cockroach infestation.


I nearly had the camera thing too, thankfully I didn't.



#98038 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 19 May 2007 - 03:50 AM in General Chat

QUOTE(Sammie @ May 18 2007, 11:41 PM) View Post
Getting hit in the ass by one of them hurts.

Just trust me on it.


Hit in the balls is worse, I wasn't happy about that!!!



#96238 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 20 April 2007 - 05:05 PM in General Chat

Last time i checked it was estimated at around 51%



#92366 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 24 December 2006 - 11:43 PM in General Chat

Yesterday was my first full day at work, what do i go and do during boredom?

Cut my lip playing with sellotape lol



#92042 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 14 December 2006 - 01:06 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Switch @ Dec 14 2006, 10:12 AM) View Post

QUOTE(John @ Dec 14 2006, 02:27 AM) View Post

Who would like a phone call?

I have over 700 minutes to use up within the next month lol


Phone me. I'm still pissed that you hung up on me when I phoned you that one night when I was drunk and scared at Chicago Rock.

"JOOOOOOOHN! Hello!"
"Leave me alone, I'm watching Scrubs."
*click*


I was watching Only Fools and Horses you numbskull.



#91297 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 27 November 2006 - 08:49 AM in General Chat

QUOTE(Switch @ Nov 27 2006, 08:16 AM) View Post

QUOTE(broughy @ Nov 26 2006, 11:37 PM) View Post

i have a talk to give in 12 hours. its 10 minutes long. i currently have 3 minutes worth of stuff & have run out of things to talk about. screwed? oh yes!


Acetape slides are your friends. Even if it's a picture/diagram that's only vaguely related to your talk, it still kills a couple of minutes.

Falling on the way to the stage/front of the class, and dropping your notes in the middle of it'll net you some time too. tongue.gif


They are called Acetates, not Acetapes.

You should know Mr Alf <middle name> Rockhart!



#91299 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 27 November 2006 - 09:24 AM in General Chat

QUOTE(Switch @ Nov 27 2006, 09:01 AM) View Post

QUOTE(John @ Nov 27 2006, 08:49 AM) View Post

QUOTE(Switch @ Nov 27 2006, 08:16 AM) View Post

QUOTE(broughy @ Nov 26 2006, 11:37 PM) View Post

i have a talk to give in 12 hours. its 10 minutes long. i currently have 3 minutes worth of stuff & have run out of things to talk about. screwed? oh yes!


Acetape slides are your friends. Even if it's a picture/diagram that's only vaguely related to your talk, it still kills a couple of minutes.

Falling on the way to the stage/front of the class, and dropping your notes in the middle of it'll net you some time too. tongue.gif


They are called Acetates, not Acetapes.

You should know Mr Robert <middle name> Dingle!


Thank you for posting my real name on an internet message board, Mr Holland Enbarrette of Stoneyburn; currently doing a Maths/Comp science degree at Strathclyde University. wink.gif

Wa-hay for anonymity.


Why did you change your name in the quote? O.o

Oh and i live in Pollock!



#91177 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 23 November 2006 - 12:56 PM in General Chat

comes from the Nasal Mucosa!!

68 words so far for my Marketing Report lmao



#90435 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 26 October 2006 - 06:14 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Donna @ Oct 26 2006, 03:40 PM) View Post

Why would you think that?

And not everyone that has depression wants to commit suicide.


I googled shock therapy and developed that opinion.

And i didnt say everyone that is depressed wants to commit suicide, i said it pushes them closer to it.



#90173 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 13 October 2006 - 11:25 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Donna @ Oct 14 2006, 12:16 AM) View Post

QUOTE(Blondie @ Oct 13 2006, 11:49 PM) View Post

Also, he only went to the party so he could spend time with me. Aww.


I knew someone like that once, but he dissapeared


So did I, then the sex got crap.

So i dumped him and got a new toy boy, isn't that right Khalid? wink.gif



#91491 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 03 December 2006 - 01:19 PM in General Chat

Nothing good has ever came out of manufactured pop.



#91498 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 03 December 2006 - 04:28 PM in General Chat

I do not have a narrow mindset, the fact that most of what is in the charts (which would be classed as pop) is hardly ever any good. And guess what i like some popular (ie pop) bands, such as Oasis, Greenday, and The Wildhearts, all of which have been in the Top 20.

So saying I am stuck in the mindset of "if it's pop, i can't like it" is jumping to conclusions.



#91863 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 10 December 2006 - 11:51 AM in General Chat

But if i give Tuppy the video, she can blackmail you!



#91625 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 05 December 2006 - 08:06 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(tuppence @ Dec 5 2006, 07:52 PM) View Post

AARGH!

Roughly 13 hours until I submit my marketing report and my word count is still loitering around zero.

What the UTTER HELL is the marketing environment? And what are Porter's 5 forces? PESTEL - HUH?!

Marketing is stupid. It's all common sense, but they use these stupid terms to try to confuse us and make it look like marketing is difficult. It works. Very effectively.

AAAAARGH.


Trust me you will know the stuff!!

I barely attended the lectures and even i know what they are!!

QUOTE(The Wedge Effect @ Dec 5 2006, 08:00 PM) View Post

Google and wikipedia would help you a great deal, if you haven't already tried those.


Or people who have done marketing tongue.gif



#91565 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 04 December 2006 - 08:50 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(tuppence @ Dec 4 2006, 08:20 PM) View Post

Ehhhh... No idea! My tutorial is from 11am-12noon with some mad Greek guy.

Were you in my tutorial group?! You should have said hi! I know I can look a bit unfriendly (constant scowl and general unpleasantness) but I'm nice, really.

Have you just dropped Marketing, or dropped out of uni altogether? (I am nosey smile.gif)


Altogether, is it Ionnis or something like that you have? if so yes i was in your group lol didnt know who you were lol



#91556 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 04 December 2006 - 07:51 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(tuppence @ Dec 4 2006, 02:23 PM) View Post


Edit: Someone write my Marketing C2 report for me. I really cannot be bothered with it, have done no work on it and it's due on Wednesday. Oh dear sad.gif



Mines was also due this Wednesday lol

(Thnks god for droping out lol)

Any chance are you in group 32?



#90002 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 09 October 2006 - 08:05 PM in General Chat

Oh yes it does smile.gif