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#99496 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 20 June 2007 - 05:10 PM in General Chat

QUOTE(Lindsay @ Jun 20 2007, 02:25 PM) View Post
QUOTE(John @ Jun 18 2007, 06:11 PM) View Post
The back door, it ain't fun at all.


Many a doctor has shove a finger up my backside. I did say to one, "Steady on, I know I'm from Airdrie..." but he was foreign and didn't get it.

Speaking as a girl who's had a camera shoved up her rear, smear tests can't be THAT bad.

And HELLO! I'm back from Spain. All was well apart from a cockroach infestation.


I nearly had the camera thing too, thankfully I didn't.



#99495 Post your desktop!

Posted by John on 20 June 2007 - 05:06 PM in General Chat

Read your emails woman!! and nice kerb, where abouts is it? lol



#99470 Anniversary gift

Posted by John on 19 June 2007 - 04:10 PM in General Chat

Wine and dine her maybe?



#99454 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 18 June 2007 - 06:09 PM in General Chat

Kids suck, you help them with their maths homework and go away crying, I did bugger all wrong dry.gif



#99447 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 18 June 2007 - 05:11 PM in General Chat

The back door, it ain't fun at all.



#99445 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 18 June 2007 - 04:20 PM in General Chat

Just get over and done with, there is worse places they can poke around.



#99433 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 17 June 2007 - 09:38 PM in General Chat

Finally back online after Orange decided to disconnect for a non-existent non-payment dry.gif



#99422 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 16 June 2007 - 10:11 PM in General Chat

What exactly did the envelope say?



#99421 Computing Notes/Resources

Posted by John on 16 June 2007 - 10:08 PM in Computing

As soon as I find the disc I'll re-upload them, forgot I changed ISPs a while ago.



#99414 Computing Notes/Resources

Posted by John on 16 June 2007 - 04:35 PM in Computing

I'm sure I posted the teaching materials from my school on here somewhere, just search the forum for them.



#99379 Uni

Posted by John on 12 June 2007 - 09:46 PM in General Chat

Edinburgh, as Strathclyde kinda sucks, Glasgow does suck, I want to live far away from the parents, but still be close to my mates and well that's it really.



#99236 News

Posted by John on 07 June 2007 - 11:42 AM in General Chat

I think you linked the wrong thing there smile.gif



#99215 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 05 June 2007 - 11:52 PM in General Chat

Well that is different Tuppy, you MUST have them then!!



#99213 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 05 June 2007 - 11:10 PM in General Chat

Lesson to be learned here, don't buy clothes online(from TopShop at least)!



#99184 Need a little Help.

Posted by John on 04 June 2007 - 06:41 PM in Mathematics

Reinstall your PDF viewer



#99160 What are you listening to?

Posted by John on 04 June 2007 - 01:45 PM in General Chat

Why don't you just delete them anyway?



#99056 What was your first CD?

Posted by John on 31 May 2007 - 10:35 PM in General Chat

Venga Boys - Boom Boom Boom for first single. >,<

The Wildhearts - Must Be Destroyed for Album biggrin.gif



#99013 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 31 May 2007 - 10:22 AM in General Chat

Simple fact is, the girl doesn't exactly stand a chance of being alive now, it's more a search to find the body now, sad I know, but is the blatant truth.



#98890 Today's Computing Exam

Posted by John on 29 May 2007 - 03:45 PM in Computing

QUOTE(sirjambob @ May 29 2007, 12:31 PM) View Post
"I got 64mb the first time but it stated in the specifications that the system had 512mb of RAM.... what's the other 448mb doing ?"

The specification stated 512 Mb (Megabits) of RAM, whereas the calculation gave you the answer in Megabytes. Really, 512 Mb is 64 MB so I'm guessing either of those answers would be right.

Why anyone would have a 3.9 GHz processor and only 64 MB of RAM is beyond me though...


That explains it then, and no one mentioned it was a lower case b tongue.gif

And come on, it's the SQA, they are numbskulls lol



#98834 Today's Computing Exam

Posted by John on 28 May 2007 - 09:06 PM in Computing

QUOTE(verticalforce @ May 28 2007, 09:56 PM) View Post
Let say that for an A pass, I need 80%, how many marks can I afford to lose in the actual exam if I got like 54/60 in the coursework?


160 - 54 = What you need for an A

Pass mark will be more likely 68% to 74%



#98822 Today's Computing Exam

Posted by John on 28 May 2007 - 08:13 PM in Computing

It is 64MB



#98615 What's On Your Mind

Posted by John on 27 May 2007 - 05:32 PM in General Chat

I'd add up to a quid onto the train stations ones, everything is dearer in train stations



#98613 Guessing Game

Posted by John on 27 May 2007 - 05:30 PM in Geography

Revising everything is the best fail safe plan you could possibly have, no doubt about it, predicting what is going to come up is very risky, as the SQA could throw a surprising paper in for that year, for example that happened with AH Maths last year.



#98565 Happy Birthday!

Posted by John on 27 May 2007 - 10:51 AM in General Chat

Happy Birthday to the three ladies!!




#98556 student accomadation questions

Posted by John on 26 May 2007 - 11:31 PM in After School

Is it a renovated prison by anychance?