Many a doctor has shove a finger up my backside. I did say to one, "Steady on, I know I'm from Airdrie..." but he was foreign and didn't get it.
Speaking as a girl who's had a camera shoved up her rear, smear tests can't be THAT bad.
And HELLO! I'm back from Spain. All was well apart from a cockroach infestation.
I nearly had the camera thing too, thankfully I didn't.