QUOTE(Ally @ Apr 15 2006, 10:56 PM) 
Was that sexist guy or sexiest guy?
sexiest! sorry
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Started by TempName123, Apr 10 2006 09:44 PM
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:04 PM
Was that sexist guy or sexiest guy?
sexiest! sorry
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 05:32 PM
that was your subconscience coming out there i think 
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 10:35 AM
Haha! Methinks people have been reading this.... Some guy in the Garage came up to me and asked "If you were going on Stars in Their Eyes, who would you be?"
I told him: Jarvis Cocker from Pulp. And then I started wailing Disco 2000 and dancing like an early 90s brit-pop loon.
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I told him: Jarvis Cocker from Pulp. And then I started wailing Disco 2000 and dancing like an early 90s brit-pop loon.
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 06:04 PM
Cant beat cocker. i tell you easiest way to pull, I'm a secret agent and will never be in this country again.
women love it
women love it
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:43 PM
QUOTE(tuppence @ Apr 18 2006, 11:35 AM)
Haha! Methinks people have been reading this.... Some guy in the Garage came up to me and asked "If you were going on Stars in Their Eyes, who would you be?"
I told him: Jarvis Cocker from Pulp. And then I started wailing Disco 2000 and dancing like an early 90s brit-pop loon.
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I read something about a type of speed dating, can't remember where though. They spend 3 minutes staring into each other's eyes. I suppose that gets rid of the need for chat up lines.
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:45 PM
ugh...that is just wrong...i hate being stared at...im so self consious and paranoid its unbelieveable
and no jokes regarding paranoia and leaves please
and no jokes regarding paranoia and leaves please
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 08:56 PM
why? you shouldn't be lad!
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 09:33 AM
Sorry to bring this back from the dead but I heard a couple of crackers last night.
This bloke said to me, "What's that on your hand?" And I went, "What?" And he grabbed my hand and kissed it.
"Oh man, that was lame."
He wasn't happy.
And he came over and sat with us (we knew all the people he was with - and he once slept with a girl I was friends with on her sofa while her boyfriend was upstairs - nice, huh?!) and he told us his other favourite.
"Girls always ask me what my tattoo means, and I say, 'What's your name? Aye, that's what it means.' It works!"
He's engaged with a baby on the way, too.
Nice!
This bloke said to me, "What's that on your hand?" And I went, "What?" And he grabbed my hand and kissed it.
"Oh man, that was lame."
He wasn't happy.
And he came over and sat with us (we knew all the people he was with - and he once slept with a girl I was friends with on her sofa while her boyfriend was upstairs - nice, huh?!) and he told us his other favourite.
"Girls always ask me what my tattoo means, and I say, 'What's your name? Aye, that's what it means.' It works!"
He's engaged with a baby on the way, too.
Nice!
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 09:40 AM
I heard a really bad one that some Irish bloke used on someone:
"Do you have a bit of Irish in you?" bloke says
"No" girl replies
"would you like to?" he replies
slap! and he deserved it
"Do you have a bit of Irish in you?" bloke says
"No" girl replies
"would you like to?" he replies
slap! and he deserved it
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 05:56 PM
Teviot a few weeks ago, I heard the funniest comeback ever.
Some drunken guy in his 20s went over to a bunch of girls and tapped the nicest one on the shoulder and smoothly (
) said "Alright love?"
The girl turned round and said "I'm not interested and neither are my friends"
So drunken guy says "Aww, come on, I'm only wantin' in yer knickers"
The girl's response - "You're too late, there's a fanny in there already!"
Part of my lovely pint of Stella ended up flying out my mouth and nose (not a nice feeling by the way!), though luckily I wasn't the only one that the drink out the nose happened to. Most other folk were almost peeing themselves laughing. Almost felt sorry for the poor guy, but I don't think the girl ended up paying for a single drink for the rest of the night!
Some drunken guy in his 20s went over to a bunch of girls and tapped the nicest one on the shoulder and smoothly (
) said "Alright love?"The girl turned round and said "I'm not interested and neither are my friends"
So drunken guy says "Aww, come on, I'm only wantin' in yer knickers"
The girl's response - "You're too late, there's a fanny in there already!"
Part of my lovely pint of Stella ended up flying out my mouth and nose (not a nice feeling by the way!), though luckily I wasn't the only one that the drink out the nose happened to. Most other folk were almost peeing themselves laughing. Almost felt sorry for the poor guy, but I don't think the girl ended up paying for a single drink for the rest of the night!
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 06:24 PM
A guy used a chat-up line to me recently, and I wasn't even aware of it! 
Guy : "I think there's an obvious physical attraction between us..."
Me : *holds back laughter* " Really? I don't think there is...
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Guy : "Yeah, in fact I was going to ask you earlier. Do you work in Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Me: Nope I don't...I don't have a job at the mo..*realisation of chat-up line* SHUTUP!
Oh dear, needless to say my mates found it hysterically funny that it took a while for the penny to drop...
Guy : "I think there's an obvious physical attraction between us..."
Me : *holds back laughter* " Really? I don't think there is...
"Guy : "Yeah, in fact I was going to ask you earlier. Do you work in Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Me: Nope I don't...I don't have a job at the mo..*realisation of chat-up line* SHUTUP!
Oh dear, needless to say my mates found it hysterically funny that it took a while for the penny to drop...
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 07:03 PM
"Do you like dancing?"
"Yeah"
"Well do you mind going and dancing over there while I chat up yer pal?"
One of my friends always swears he's gonna use it... he never will since he'd probably end up in hospital.
"Yeah"
"Well do you mind going and dancing over there while I chat up yer pal?"
One of my friends always swears he's gonna use it... he never will since he'd probably end up in hospital.
The race is long, and in the end it's only with yourself.
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 07:08 PM
"You going home now?"
"Yes..."
"Can I come too?"
"No..."
Couldn't blame him for trying.
"Yes..."
"Can I come too?"
"No..."
Couldn't blame him for trying.
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 10:38 PM
" Nice Legs. What time do they open at?"
heh
I seriously hope you've never tried it.
heh
I seriously hope you've never tried it.
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 10:52 PM
Oh no, of course not...the reply would most likely be "SLAP!"
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