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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:53 PM

See there's corny, romantic, slutty.... and then the occasional GOOD pick up line.

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 09:01 PM

QUOTE(Isla from Banff @ Apr 12 2006, 06:34 PM) View Post

QUOTE(Dave @ Apr 12 2006, 04:12 PM) View Post

now ur sig makes sense tongue.gif



Hey i resent that it aint exactly fair!!!!

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Em just thought of one a guy once did to me in a club

He grabbed an ice-cube from the bar and dropped it on the floor, then stood on it and said "There now i've broke the ice, Fancy a drink?"

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 01:33 AM

I hope you corrected him... biggrin.gif

I could never use a chat up line on anyone, ever!

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 10:43 AM

QUOTE(dfx @ Apr 12 2006, 09:53 PM) View Post

See there's corny, romantic, slutty.... and then the occasional GOOD pick up line.


There is no such thing as a GOOD pic up line!!!! It doesn't exist but a funny one does!!!

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 12:06 PM

QUOTE(Isla from Banff @ Apr 13 2006, 11:43 AM) View Post

QUOTE(dfx @ Apr 12 2006, 09:53 PM) View Post

See there's corny, romantic, slutty.... and then the occasional GOOD pick up line.


There is no such thing as a GOOD pic up line!!!! It doesn't exist but a funny one does!!!

xx


ack ur soo picky aren't u tongue.gif

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 04:48 PM

I think if a guy actually ever used a crap chat up line on me, I'd admire his bravery.

Then laugh.

And I've always said, I couldn't go out with someone if they didn't make me laugh.

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 10:38 AM

QUOTE(PK Barackis @ Apr 13 2006, 01:06 PM) View Post

QUOTE(Isla from Banff @ Apr 13 2006, 11:43 AM) View Post

QUOTE(dfx @ Apr 12 2006, 09:53 PM) View Post

See there's corny, romantic, slutty.... and then the occasional GOOD pick up line.


There is no such thing as a GOOD pic up line!!!! It doesn't exist but a funny one does!!!

xx


ack ur soo picky aren't u tongue.gif


Yip and proud of it!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 12:22 PM

So you break the ice, then what?

Simple:


Smile if you like it blush if you want more wink.gif

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 03:42 PM

think i'd slap a lad if they tryed the dirty ones my friends try. some are sweet but still not any good. i don't pick up from clubs mainly due to no talent on the island! well not my taste!
one of my friends had this 1 tryed no wander she slapped him.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 03:46 PM

QUOTE(gizmo @ Apr 14 2006, 04:42 PM) View Post

"do you want and go outside on the corner with 20 pounds in your underwear?"


No thanks I go commando style. ph34r.gif

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 04:05 PM

doubt that would have stopped him, poor toni! was funny as anything! well this is stil queit clean so i won't bring it down, lol.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 08:31 PM

I found another badge everyone!! (that takes it up to 51!!! on one bag strap!!!)

Smile if you think i'm sexy!!! - it's one of those badges you just smile at lol never fails!!!

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 09:42 PM

Friend of mine actually pulled someone with the

"lets go play armies, ill lie down and you can blow the hell out of me" chat up line


easily the worst ive heard
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 10:30 PM

But if it worked it can't be THAT bad.

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Posted 15 April 2006 - 10:23 AM

QUOTE(dehny @ Apr 14 2006, 10:42 PM) View Post

Friend of mine actually pulled someone with the

"lets go play armies, ill lie down and you can blow the hell out of me" chat up line


easily the worst ive heard


I have that in a badge as well somewhere!!! lol

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Posted 15 April 2006 - 12:48 PM

Ok this is getting bland.

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Posted 15 April 2006 - 08:24 PM

HAHA a guy said to me once:

>>do i know you from somewhere?
>>>no
>>>>well u can find me at www.britainssexistguy.com!

clearly that didn't amuse me as i walked away from him! arrogant cocky b*stard so he was!
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Posted 15 April 2006 - 09:56 PM

Was that sexist guy or sexiest guy? laugh.gif

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Posted 15 April 2006 - 10:02 PM

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Was that sexist guy or sexiest guy? laugh.gif


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Posted 16 April 2006 - 03:47 PM

lol, men!!!!!!!!!!! i had an ex boyfriend who seemed to think he was gods gift to the world, you know what they say about big ego's?
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