Chat up lines
Posted 10 April 2006 - 09:44 PM
A good chat up line should be funny and slighty cheesey. or so i have been told by woman
ok. here goes.
worked pretty well this one:
Do you know how much a polar bear weights?
Ahh me either but it breaks the ice
and and other classic.
Ahh your dad must have been a theif cos he has stolen all the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes
ok now your go. go go go
Posted 10 April 2006 - 09:53 PM
worst chat up line ever
Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:13 PM
how about this one for being the worst?
i would re-write the alphabet and put "u" and "i" together.
i tend not to use chat up lines anyway so..
Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:18 PM
"I had to walk by again to make sure it was true"
Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:19 PM
Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:23 PM
Let's not let this rape turn into a murder.
Worst one I've ever heard, in a bar in Stirling:
"Have you got sore feet?"
"Cos you've been running through my mind all night"
Dear oh dear. I don't really use chat-up lines, I just try and get conversations going to get to know someone before making a move.....mind you, I've only had one relationship, which lasted 28 days, so don't listen to me guys!
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:25 PM
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God my typing is bad tonight!
Posted 11 April 2006 - 06:53 AM
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Posted 11 April 2006 - 10:12 AM
I've never used any of them. I would'nt, thats too embarassing!
And no-one would use one on me!
Closest I've had:
"Sharon, I er.....love your paintbrush you got there and the ...erm....fluidity and.... motions... of the marks you make with it...and the way you control it going up and down ...up and down....all done with such feeling and beauty...
Posted 11 April 2006 - 10:17 AM
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heave?"
"Here's 20p, go call your mum and tell her you aren't coming home."
"Your daddy must be in prison."
"He stole the stars for he sky and put them in your eyes."
Admitedly, if a guy said anything like that to me, I would probably give him some credit. For comedy value.
Posted 11 April 2006 - 11:32 AM
Seriously if a guy said any of these chat up lines to me they would be going home in a body bag.
Posted 11 April 2006 - 01:39 PM
Posted 11 April 2006 - 01:44 PM
"keep walking fucker!!
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