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Started by TempName123, Apr 10 2006 09:44 PM

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#1 TempName123

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 09:44 PM

Basically was the best chat line u have used or the cheeseyist that someone has tried on you.

A good chat up line should be funny and slighty cheesey. or so i have been told by woman

ok. here goes.

worked pretty well this one:

Do you know how much a polar bear weights?
"no"
Ahh me either but it breaks the ice

and and other classic.

Ahh your dad must have been a theif cos he has stolen all the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes

ok now your go. go go go

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 09:53 PM

"GEt your coat you've pulled."

worst chat up line ever

"Crowds are won and lost and won again, but our hearts beat for the diehards"

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:13 PM

nah there has to be worse! surely.
how about this one for being the worst?
i would re-write the alphabet and put "u" and "i" together.

i tend not to use chat up lines anyway so..

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:18 PM

Oh god there was one my sister told me that I cant remember....very cheesy it was somethign along the lines of.

"I had to walk by again to make sure it was true"

"Crowds are won and lost and won again, but our hearts beat for the diehards"

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:19 PM

I think the coat one is worse. It's arrogent prick weirdo opposed to weird weirdo.

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:20 PM

Let's not let this rape turn into a murder.

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:23 PM

QUOTE(bred @ Apr 10 2006, 11:20 PM)

Let's not let this rape turn into a murder.

Worst one I've ever heard, in a bar in Stirling:

"Have you got sore feet?"
"No, why?"
"Cos you've been running through my mind all night"

Dear oh dear.

I don't really use chat-up lines, I just try and get conversations going to get to know someone before making a move.....mind you, I've only had one relationship, which lasted 28 days, so don't listen to me guys!

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:25 PM

yeah heard that one afew times. never used it and never intend too

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:28 PM

see if any guy used any of these chat up lines on me Id slap there heads round 360!

"Crowds are won and lost and won again, but our hearts beat for the diehards"

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:20 PM

"You'll do."

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:22 PM

haha

surely no one said that to anyone! surely! noo

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:32 PM

Whats the best there not alive to tell the tale!

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:35 PM

slim and none!

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:38 PM

pmsl

God my typing is bad tonight!

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 06:53 AM

I'd tell you one I heard, was hilarious when I was told it, but I think I would get banned if I posted it here...well, I might post it here when I get back from Newcastle tomorrow.

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 10:12 AM

Haha chat up lines!

I've never used any of them. I would'nt, thats too embarassing!

And no-one would use one on me!

Closest I've had:

"Sharon, I er.....love your paintbrush you got there and the ...erm....fluidity and.... motions... of the marks you make with it...and the way you control it going up and down ...up and down....all done with such feeling and beauty...

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 10:17 AM

"I must be Fred Flinstone 'cos tonight I'll make your bed rock!"

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heave?"

"Here's 20p, go call your mum and tell her you aren't coming home."

"Your daddy must be in prison."
"Why?"
"He stole the stars for he sky and put them in your eyes."

Admitedly, if a guy said anything like that to me, I would probably give him some credit. For comedy value.