You got it, I'm back from hospital already.
Two days after major surgery, and I'm back! I've already climbed the stairs TWICE. And we have a lot of stairs, let it be said.
I'm really sore, my tummy's all bruised. But that's to be expected. And the doctor had to take out 10inches more of my bowel than he thought. Ha!
But I'm really glad that I'll be in my own wee bed tonight.
There was me thinking I'd be gone over a week. Four days! Magic!
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 08:02 PM
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 08:12 PM
Woop! Glad to hear everything went well 
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 08:16 PM
I would come onto MSN and talk to you, but my computer hates me and won't let me. Le sigh.
HOWEVER, I'm HOME! I was just about to text you and tell you, but here you've read it here already.
Mummy just bought my series 6 of Dawson's Creek.
Happy happy days! Because I'll be in bed for pretty much the next week, so I needed something to do. Yaaaas!
Oh my giddy aunt, I'm so excited. And I shouldn't get excited or experience any other strong emotions because it just hurts my tummy.
Hospital was fun though. They did all sorts of unpleasant things to me. Like the doctor shoved his finger up my bum. And they had me peeing through a tube connected to a bag. Niiiice. They made up for it though, by giving me a special button, and whenever I hit it, I got morphine!
I had a total morphine high last night.
And OH MY GOD. The doctor has totally cured my jaw! Before, I could barely open my mouth and I was a bit of a laughing stock if we're honest, but now it swings open, free and wild! I could eat a small child if I felt that way inclined.
HOWEVER, I'm HOME! I was just about to text you and tell you, but here you've read it here already.
Mummy just bought my series 6 of Dawson's Creek.
Happy happy days! Because I'll be in bed for pretty much the next week, so I needed something to do. Yaaaas!Oh my giddy aunt, I'm so excited. And I shouldn't get excited or experience any other strong emotions because it just hurts my tummy.
Hospital was fun though. They did all sorts of unpleasant things to me. Like the doctor shoved his finger up my bum. And they had me peeing through a tube connected to a bag. Niiiice. They made up for it though, by giving me a special button, and whenever I hit it, I got morphine!
I had a total morphine high last night.
And OH MY GOD. The doctor has totally cured my jaw! Before, I could barely open my mouth and I was a bit of a laughing stock if we're honest, but now it swings open, free and wild! I could eat a small child if I felt that way inclined.
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 08:23 PM
It's great that everything went well for you and your back
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 08:24 PM
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 08:31 PM
w00tness! Glad to hear you're getting better now.
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 08:49 PM
That's brilliant, glad everything went well
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 09:37 PM
yey, we got our Lindsay back, lol
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tomorrow doesn't matter,
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cos you're the only one who can get me on my feet,
& i can't even dance
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 09:40 PM
Good to hear you are well!
As I said, we're too young for this sorta illness guff! We've got fun to have!
As I said, we're too young for this sorta illness guff! We've got fun to have!
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 09:54 PM
Nice to hear you are well, have your jaw back...
can't have been nice for hte doctors to be poking up your bum though
can't have been nice for hte doctors to be poking up your bum though
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 09:56 PM
It must be more uncomfortable than the feeling you get, that is really uncomfortable, well in my expoeriance it is.
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 10:10 PM
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 10:11 PM
QUOTE(Lindsay @ Feb 20 2006, 08:16 PM)
I would come onto MSN and talk to you, but my computer hates me and won't let me. Le sigh.
HOWEVER, I'm HOME! I was just about to text you and tell you, but here you've read it here already.
Mummy just bought my series 6 of Dawson's Creek. Happy happy days! Because I'll be in bed for pretty much the next week, so I needed something to do. Yaaaas!
Oh my giddy aunt, I'm so excited. And I shouldn't get excited or experience any other strong emotions because it just hurts my tummy.
Hospital was fun though. They did all sorts of unpleasant things to me. Like the doctor shoved his finger up my bum. And they had me peeing through a tube connected to a bag. Niiiice. They made up for it though, by giving me a special button, and whenever I hit it, I got morphine!
I had a total morphine high last night.
And OH MY GOD. The doctor has totally cured my jaw! Before, I could barely open my mouth and I was a bit of a laughing stock if we're honest, but now it swings open, free and wild! I could eat a small child if I felt that way inclined.
HOWEVER, I'm HOME! I was just about to text you and tell you, but here you've read it here already.
Mummy just bought my series 6 of Dawson's Creek.
Happy happy days! Because I'll be in bed for pretty much the next week, so I needed something to do. Yaaaas!Oh my giddy aunt, I'm so excited. And I shouldn't get excited or experience any other strong emotions because it just hurts my tummy.
Hospital was fun though. They did all sorts of unpleasant things to me. Like the doctor shoved his finger up my bum. And they had me peeing through a tube connected to a bag. Niiiice. They made up for it though, by giving me a special button, and whenever I hit it, I got morphine!
I had a total morphine high last night.
And OH MY GOD. The doctor has totally cured my jaw! Before, I could barely open my mouth and I was a bit of a laughing stock if we're honest, but now it swings open, free and wild! I could eat a small child if I felt that way inclined.
Did the freaky man eventually leave your room? Typical Airdrie
Did Rushton send you the "Get Well Soon Card" or are you going to have to threaten him some more?
Anyways, shouldn't you be in your bed or something resting? If not then ask your mum to see if they sell those morphine drips in the hospital gift shop. That'll keep you going!
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 10:38 PM
Aye good to hear everything is hunky-doory!
can;t have been much fun with the whole finger up bum and peeing in a bag thingy. come to think of it i don;t what i would perfer that or having to watch the complete series of Dawsons Creek
glad it all went well.
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can;t have been much fun with the whole finger up bum and peeing in a bag thingy. come to think of it i don;t what i would perfer that or having to watch the complete series of Dawsons Creek
glad it all went well.
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great to hear your better! hope you continue to improve, and enjoy Dawsons Creek!!
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Woohoo glad to hear your okay lindsay it was getting kind of quiet without you!!!!
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 12:31 PM
welcome back the board
we are too young for serious illnesses as i know to my cost when my cousin was diagnosed with cancer
heres hoping you lead a healthy life and have no more problems
we are too young for serious illnesses as i know to my cost when my cousin was diagnosed with cancer
heres hoping you lead a healthy life and have no more problems
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 01:19 PM
QUOTE(Lindsay @ Feb 20 2006, 08:16 PM)
but now it swings open, free and wild! I could eat a small child if I felt that way inclined.
Oh gosh lady! You do make me laugh!
Glad to hear you're doing so well
Hope everything goes well and you're back to normal (Lindsay? Normal? Nah!) quicker than you can get a doctor to put a finger up yer back passage.
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 04:47 PM
Thanks everyone. :]
Sharon - it's never nice having someone shoving their finger up your bum. That's happened to me far too often for my liking, and I don't even know why. It was a nervous medical student who did it this time. I had to do everything in my power to stop myself saying, "Sean! We've only just met! I can't let you do that, I'm just no that kind of girl."
And no, Scott, no card from the Rushton yet. I will get Jenny to kick him in the shins next time she sees him. The freaky man got moved out of the room after he pooed all over the place in the middle of the night. Honest to God. The nurse shouted at him. All of this at five in the morning. He then went for a shower, at half past five, then one of the nurses came in to hoover up all the water because he'd practically flooded the place, then the other old man decided that he needed a wash. All of this before six am. I didn't sleep a wink that night. The same old man liked to shout about his bowel problem, and the nurse kept saying, "Oh shut up, no one cares! It's your pancreas that you're in here for!" I was in the room for two days. It was great fun. Especially the guy that just got operated on and kept trying to sit up.
And Tuppy... You should really see how huge my mouth is now. It's a miracle. A complete medical marvel!
This post has well tired me out, I'm off for a lie down...
Sharon - it's never nice having someone shoving their finger up your bum. That's happened to me far too often for my liking, and I don't even know why. It was a nervous medical student who did it this time. I had to do everything in my power to stop myself saying, "Sean! We've only just met! I can't let you do that, I'm just no that kind of girl."
And no, Scott, no card from the Rushton yet. I will get Jenny to kick him in the shins next time she sees him. The freaky man got moved out of the room after he pooed all over the place in the middle of the night. Honest to God. The nurse shouted at him. All of this at five in the morning. He then went for a shower, at half past five, then one of the nurses came in to hoover up all the water because he'd practically flooded the place, then the other old man decided that he needed a wash. All of this before six am. I didn't sleep a wink that night. The same old man liked to shout about his bowel problem, and the nurse kept saying, "Oh shut up, no one cares! It's your pancreas that you're in here for!" I was in the room for two days. It was great fun. Especially the guy that just got operated on and kept trying to sit up.
And Tuppy... You should really see how huge my mouth is now. It's a miracle. A complete medical marvel!
This post has well tired me out, I'm off for a lie down...
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