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Posted 20 January 2006 - 01:11 PM

My stomach did a veritable churn at one point.

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Posted 20 January 2006 - 01:20 PM

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Posted 20 January 2006 - 02:19 PM

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Posted 20 January 2006 - 11:28 PM

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Posted 20 January 2006 - 11:41 PM

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Awww

see what youve done to the poor wee thing

Scott you should'nt be reading scary threads like this anyway.

and its past half 7 you should be in bed by now!

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Posted 20 January 2006 - 11:45 PM

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Awww

see what youve done to the poor wee thing

Scott you should'nt be reading scary threads like this anyway.

and its past half 7 you should be in bed by now!

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But mum! It's not a university night! Pfft, I should never have chosen you to be my replacement mum. dry.gif


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Posted 20 January 2006 - 11:49 PM

ohmy.gif But you had to I was the best at nagging.

And because of that cheek your grounded again for 3 years!

And I shouldn't have to over this again University nights-half 6 weekends and holidays-half 7.

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Posted 20 January 2006 - 11:54 PM

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ohmy.gif But you had to I was the best at nagging.

And because of that cheek your grounded again for 3 years!

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Yes mum. Personally I think Tuppy was slightly better at nagging but I had already accepted your "I'll be your mum" request. Pfft!

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Posted 21 January 2006 - 02:57 AM

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Personally I think Tuppy was slightly better at nagging

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Posted 21 January 2006 - 03:35 AM

That may be true but I tell far better bedtime stories! biggrin.gif

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Posted 21 January 2006 - 08:01 PM

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Posted 21 January 2006 - 09:15 PM

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Posted 23 January 2006 - 06:37 PM

Ach, might as well make my own personal ad! laugh.gif

18 years old, insane deaf man, WLTM female with similar interests. Must be interested in computers, football, spending hours on MSN, sleeping all day and heavy drinking. Must also have GSOH and be very patient and able to cope with my insanity. Doesn't have to be female, I'll accept anything with a pulse, except any South Lanarkshire Jags and Maths Men.

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Posted 23 January 2006 - 07:17 PM

jamie, thats terrible!! ohmy.gif

i am truly shocked.

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Posted 23 January 2006 - 07:31 PM

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Posted 23 January 2006 - 07:31 PM

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Posted 23 January 2006 - 07:34 PM

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Lmao! Well, that is one thing I won't be accepting. Allow me to edit the post. tongue.gif

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 02:39 PM

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 02:56 PM

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Yeah, member number 32...with very few posts! laugh.gif What's your username over there?

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 09:31 PM

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Yeah, member number 32...with very few posts!  laugh.gif  What's your username over there?

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