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Posted 19 October 2005 - 03:15 PM

Are you, ahem, unsure about something John? rolleyes.gif tongue.gif
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 03:33 PM

NO! rolleyes.gif

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 06:46 PM

The number for the ad... its...

0800-KISS-MY-ASS.

or you could try her cell O7987-YOU-WISH.

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 08:02 PM

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 05:00 PM

QUOTE(John @ Oct 19 2005, 04:33 PM)
NO!  rolleyes.gif

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No, I didn't display eagerness to any male adverts! tongue.gif
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 01:38 PM

QUOTE(djh1878 @ Oct 17 2005, 04:59 PM)
I'm single....anyone?  unsure.gif

Thought not.  wink.gif 

Is miss macleod single? What? rolleyes.gif (nice pic in your profile!)

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dont you think the mystery of not actually knowing is better cool.gif

i can keep you in suspense then!!


or you could go and ask mr mac and see what he says lol tongue.gif

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Posted 22 October 2005 - 09:11 PM

QUOTE(miss macleod @ Oct 22 2005, 02:38 PM)
QUOTE(djh1878 @ Oct 17 2005, 04:59 PM)
I'm single....anyone?  unsure.gif

Thought not.  wink.gif 

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dont you think the mystery of not actually knowing is better cool.gif

i can keep you in suspense then!!


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Posted 22 October 2005 - 09:22 PM

I feel like ruining the fun, but i wont!

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Posted 22 October 2005 - 10:39 PM

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what fun, im young free and single tongue.gif

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:42 PM

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:49 AM

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 04:03 PM

I've found another thing its a personality test based on lonely hearts ads.

EDIT: I would post my results but they make me look weird laugh.gif

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 04:15 PM

QUOTE(dondon @ Nov 2 2005, 04:03 PM)
I've found another thing its a personality test based on lonely hearts ads.

EDIT: I would post my results but they make me look weird laugh.gif

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It didn't really give me proper feedback! huh.gif

This test should be more fun! laugh.gif laugh.gif rolleyes.gif

EDIT: My results for the affairs test are as follows....

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You rate as: Low risk promiscuity - 0 to 6 points

Responsible, dependable, caring and happy with their own lot. They will not look outside of the relationship for their thrills and do not rely on novelty to give themselves the high of being in love. They have greater satisfaction, a greater degree of investment in the relationship and a lack of perceived alternatives - they look only to their partner for all the benefits of a loving relationship.


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Posted 02 November 2005 - 04:15 PM

I would post mine, but, well the page was accidently closed...whoops rolleyes.gif
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 04:17 PM

it didn't give me proper feedback the first time but when i cliked back then analyze me again it worked.



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Posted 02 November 2005 - 04:18 PM

Psychology tests
Adultery
Question 1 of 10

Do you like to play practical jokes on people?


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.....random
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Psychology tests
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Question 1 of 10

Do you like to play practical jokes on people?


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Posted 02 November 2005 - 04:23 PM

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Slightly more random: Do you leave the lights on at night?? blink.gif

and my results
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You rate as: Medium risk promiscuity - 7 to 14 points

This group have promiscuous tendencies though they have control over these impulses. They might be more self-absorbed than average, can tend to ignore the feelings of others and will have limited social and personal conscientiousness. However they value and rely on their partner and are aware of the risk of giving up all they have in their relationship by succumbing to their desires.



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EDIT: i got 9 though so low medium.


EDIT2:

Something else i read, from the same place

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The hour-glass figure
Studies have shown that men prefer women with a waist to hip ratio of 0.7. You can calculate your own using this formula:

waist measurement ÷ hip measurement = ratio.

This seems to apply whatever the woman's overall weight. A group of researchers even compared this ratio with the average ratio of Miss America winners over the years. It was exactly the same. This ratio would seem to make sense as an indicator of a woman's reproductive health. When women age their waist tends to become less pronounced as they put on fat around the stomach. This coincides with them becoming less fertile.



interesting(ranaway to get measuring tape 0.72!!! biggrin.gif laugh.gif )

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 05:12 PM

QUOTE(djh1878 @ Oct 23 2005, 12:42 PM)
QUOTE(miss macleod @ Oct 22 2005, 11:39 PM)
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 05:15 PM

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