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Posted 17 October 2005 - 01:54 PM

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 03:44 PM

i am lonely and i have a heart

do i qualify

people who know me: lmao lmao lmao
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 03:52 PM

This is stupid. I will have no part in this. rolleyes.gif

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 03:59 PM

I'm single....anyone? unsure.gif

Thought not. wink.gif

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 04:30 PM

At exam time my msn name was "stupid girl seeks talented brain for good times" i thought it was fabulous. rolleyes.gif
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 05:01 PM

Petite brunette, 18, WLTM Harry McFly lookalike (or better still, Harry from McFly himself) to talk at about McFly.

That should do it.

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 07:56 PM

I would like to say I'm not sad enough to have thought about what i would write in one all the way home on the train but I did ph34r.gif
I will only use it if i get desperate

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 08:23 PM

I like cheesecake.
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 08:37 PM

That was a bit of a "cheesy" post tongue.gif
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:30 PM

QUOTE(D_n_y @ Oct 17 2005, 09:37 PM)
That was a bit of a "cheesy" post tongue.gif

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That was considerably more cheesy sad.gif

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:32 PM

...Yea, I pulled out all the stops with that joke rolleyes.gif
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:38 PM

tut tut

I see this thread is being used wrongly, how terrible

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 10:06 PM

Better get this back on track then!


I require satisfaction, most females welcome!!!

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 10:09 PM

I require a female with a heartbeat.

(though if you are neither of the above I may consider you)

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 10:52 PM

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 11:08 PM

aw...that is a shame. I have a thing for good fucshia gardens sad.gif

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Posted 18 October 2005 - 09:35 AM

QUOTE(tuppence @ Oct 17 2005, 09:23 PM)
I like cheesecake.
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3

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Oooh! Cheesecake!!! Count me in!

QUOTE(D_n_y @ Oct 17 2005, 09:37 PM)
That was a bit of a "cheesy" post tongue.gif

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Hahaha! laugh.gif I'd laugh out loud but I'd get some funny looks from everyone in the computer labs, so I'll have to make do with smiling to myself. tongue.gif

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Posted 18 October 2005 - 01:50 PM

QUOTE(tuppence @ Oct 17 2005, 09:23 PM)
I like cheesecake.
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3

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dunno why.. but.. thats made my day in laughter lol!!

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 10:37 AM

QUOTE(Dave @ Oct 17 2005, 04:44 PM)
i am lonely and i have a heart

do i qualify

people who know me: lmao lmao lmao
Dave: SHHHHHHH:glare:

(btw i aint lonely honest tongue.gif)

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Gimme your number then!!! tongue.gif


QUOTE(djh1878 @ Oct 17 2005, 04:59 PM)
I'm single....anyone?  unsure.gif

Thought not.  wink.gif 

Is miss macleod single? What? rolleyes.gif (nice pic in your profile!)

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If you want i'll go out with ya?

QUOTE(lesley @ Oct 17 2005, 05:30 PM)
At exam time my msn name was "stupid girl seeks talented brain for good times" i thought it was fabulous. rolleyes.gif

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I have a talented brain, so am i suitable?

QUOTE(Lindsay @ Oct 17 2005, 06:01 PM)
Petite brunette, 18, WLTM Harry McFly lookalike (or better still, Harry from McFly himself) to talk at about McFly. 

That should do it.

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I'm not quite a look alike, or Harry himself, but i can talk McFly, you interested?

QUOTE(tuppence @ Oct 17 2005, 09:23 PM)
I like cheesecake.
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3

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I don't like cheesecake, but i'll still eat it, just a PM away if your interested wink.gif

QUOTE(Steven_Gerrard @ Oct 17 2005, 11:09 PM)
I require a female with a heartbeat.

(though if you are neither of the above I may consider you)

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Great, i require satisfaction, you will do!

QUOTE(dfx @ Oct 17 2005, 11:52 PM)
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