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(dondon's idea btw!)
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Lonely Hearts Ads
Started by John, Oct 17 2005 01:54 PM
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 03:42 PM
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"SBF( single, black, female) Seeks Male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant. I'm a young, svelte, good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting/camping/fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours."
Call 555-2525 and ask for Daisy.
The phone number was that of the Humane Society, and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador retriever. They received 643 calls in two days.
Call 555-2525 and ask for Daisy.
The phone number was that of the Humane Society, and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador retriever. They received 643 calls in two days.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 03:44 PM
i am lonely and i have a heart
do i qualify
people who know me: lmao lmao lmao
Dave: SHHHHHHH:glare:
(btw i aint lonely honest
)
do i qualify
people who know me: lmao lmao lmao
Dave: SHHHHHHH:glare:
(btw i aint lonely honest
)
If i am not here i am somewhere else
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 03:52 PM
This is stupid. I will have no part in this. 
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 03:59 PM
I'm single....anyone? 
Thought not.
Is miss macleod single? What? (nice pic in your profile!)
Thought not.
Is miss macleod single? What?
(nice pic in your profile!)
Check Out My Space! - www.myspace.com
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 04:30 PM
At exam time my msn name was "stupid girl seeks talented brain for good times" i thought it was fabulous.
Cows are magnificent,
Cows I call them "moos",
And sometimes silly folk,
They call my moos "coos".
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 05:01 PM
Petite brunette, 18, WLTM Harry McFly lookalike (or better still, Harry from McFly himself) to talk at about McFly.
That should do it.
That should do it.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 07:56 PM
I would like to say I'm not sad enough to have thought about what i would write in one all the way home on the train but I did 
I will only use it if i get desperate
I will only use it if i get desperate
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 08:23 PM
I like cheesecake.
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 08:37 PM
That was a bit of a "cheesy" post
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:30 PM
QUOTE(D_n_y @ Oct 17 2005, 09:37 PM)
That was a bit of a "cheesy" post
That was considerably more cheesy
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:32 PM
...Yea, I pulled out all the stops with that joke
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 09:38 PM
tut tut
I see this thread is being used wrongly, how terrible
I see this thread is being used wrongly, how terrible
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 10:06 PM
Better get this back on track then!
I require satisfaction, most females welcome!!!
I require satisfaction, most females welcome!!!
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 10:09 PM
I require a female with a heartbeat.
(though if you are neither of the above I may consider you)
(though if you are neither of the above I may consider you)
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 11:08 PM
aw...that is a shame. I have a thing for good fucshia gardens
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 09:35 AM
QUOTE(tuppence @ Oct 17 2005, 09:23 PM)
I like cheesecake.
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3
Oooh! Cheesecake!!! Count me in!
QUOTE(D_n_y @ Oct 17 2005, 09:37 PM)
That was a bit of a "cheesy" post
Hahaha!
I'd laugh out loud but I'd get some funny looks from everyone in the computer labs, so I'll have to make do with smiling to myself.
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 01:50 PM
QUOTE(tuppence @ Oct 17 2005, 09:23 PM)
I like cheesecake.
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3
dunno why.. but.. thats made my day in laughter lol!!
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 10:37 AM
QUOTE(Dave @ Oct 17 2005, 04:44 PM)
i am lonely and i have a heart
do i qualify
people who know me: lmao lmao lmao
Dave: SHHHHHHH:glare:
(btw i aint lonely honest)
do i qualify
people who know me: lmao lmao lmao
Dave: SHHHHHHH:glare:
(btw i aint lonely honest
)
Gimme your number then!!!
QUOTE(djh1878 @ Oct 17 2005, 04:59 PM)
I'm single....anyone?
Thought not.
Is miss macleod single? What? (nice pic in your profile!)
Thought not.
Is miss macleod single? What?
(nice pic in your profile!)
If you want i'll go out with ya?
QUOTE(lesley @ Oct 17 2005, 05:30 PM)
At exam time my msn name was "stupid girl seeks talented brain for good times" i thought it was fabulous.
I have a talented brain, so am i suitable?
QUOTE(Lindsay @ Oct 17 2005, 06:01 PM)
Petite brunette, 18, WLTM Harry McFly lookalike (or better still, Harry from McFly himself) to talk at about McFly.
That should do it.
That should do it.
I'm not quite a look alike, or Harry himself, but i can talk McFly, you interested?
QUOTE(tuppence @ Oct 17 2005, 09:23 PM)
I like cheesecake.
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3
Do you like cheesecake?
Yes?
Let's go eat cheesecake.
<3
I don't like cheesecake, but i'll still eat it, just a PM away if your interested
QUOTE(Steven_Gerrard @ Oct 17 2005, 11:09 PM)
I require a female with a heartbeat.
(though if you are neither of the above I may consider you)
(though if you are neither of the above I may consider you)
Great, i require satisfaction, you will do!
QUOTE(dfx @ Oct 17 2005, 11:52 PM)
You got a number for this ad?
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