i was giving a talk the otherday about having phones turned on, while on parade. when i got phoned twice and texted, my bf at the time was not impressed but the co was worst.
i once managed to usea flamable ink on my design work and then put it over the heater was smoking until it set alight to itself. was very bad!
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 06:23 PM
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 08:31 PM
I once spat ( and by spat I mean it came out my nose and mouth ) fanta allll over a table one day in front of like sooo many people cause somebody made me laugh when I took a mouthful of juice!
And yeah I am so clumsy cause Im constantly falling over/walking into things etc..which can be embarrasing or very hilarious!(usually both)
Like at school on friday I was talking and forgot to stop walking...bang-right into a wall! Now that was funny!!
But yeah I tend just to embaras myself every day and I do a pretty good job of it!
And yeah I am so clumsy cause Im constantly falling over/walking into things etc..which can be embarrasing or very hilarious!(usually both)
Like at school on friday I was talking and forgot to stop walking...bang-right into a wall! Now that was funny!!
But yeah I tend just to embaras myself every day and I do a pretty good job of it!
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 09:52 PM
Oh my goodness, it seems church is the ideal place to visit for an embarassing moment.
I should really turn my phone off in church. Yesterday. during the final prayer, I received a text (from someone I will refer to as ttoc5), causing my phone to vibrate violently in my pocket.
It caused the strangest sensation ever in my lower stomach
"Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhh..."
In the silence. it came out rather loudly and sounded WELL dodgy. Half the congregation went into the giggles. Our pew was creaking so loudly with folk laughing so much.
One guy was trying to keep his laughter in soo much he gasped loudly and farted and the wee boy Matthew in front of me near wet himself. 
I got a HUGE row afterwards from dad, who had been taking the service.
And its all thanks to you ttoc5!!
I should really turn my phone off in church. Yesterday. during the final prayer, I received a text (from someone I will refer to as ttoc5), causing my phone to vibrate violently in my pocket.
It caused the strangest sensation ever in my lower stomach
"Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhh..."
In the silence. it came out rather loudly and sounded WELL dodgy. Half the congregation went into the giggles. Our pew was creaking so loudly with folk laughing so much.
One guy was trying to keep his laughter in soo much he gasped loudly and farted and the wee boy Matthew in front of me near wet himself. I got a HUGE row afterwards from dad, who had been taking the service.
And its all thanks to you ttoc5!!
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 09:57 PM
Glad tht wasn;t me
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 10:05 PM
QUOTE(miss macleod @ May 1 2006, 10:52 PM) 
Oh my goodness, it seems church is the ideal place to visit for an embarassing moment.
I should really turn my phone off in church. Yesterday. during the final prayer, I received a text (from someone I will refer to as ttoc5), causing my phone to vibrate violently in my pocket.
It caused the strangest sensation ever in my lower stomach
"Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhh..."
In the silence. it came out rather loudly and sounded WELL dodgy. Half the congregation went into the giggles. Our pew was creaking so loudly with folk laughing so much. One guy was trying to keep his laughter in soo much he gasped loudly and farted and the wee boy Matthew in front of me near wet himself.
I got a HUGE row afterwards from dad, who had been taking the service.
And its all thanks to you ttoc5!!
I should really turn my phone off in church. Yesterday. during the final prayer, I received a text (from someone I will refer to as ttoc5), causing my phone to vibrate violently in my pocket.
It caused the strangest sensation ever in my lower stomach
"Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhh..."
In the silence. it came out rather loudly and sounded WELL dodgy. Half the congregation went into the giggles. Our pew was creaking so loudly with folk laughing so much.
One guy was trying to keep his laughter in soo much he gasped loudly and farted and the wee boy Matthew in front of me near wet himself. I got a HUGE row afterwards from dad, who had been taking the service.
And its all thanks to you ttoc5!!
Damn you ttoc5!
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 10:08 PM
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 10:17 PM
Ah, memories...
My phone rang once in Church, but to "Eye of the Tiger" on loud!
I'm sure there are more, I just need to remember....
My phone rang once in Church, but to "Eye of the Tiger" on loud!
I'm sure there are more, I just need to remember....
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 10:17 PM
QUOTE(miss macleod @ May 1 2006, 10:52 PM)
Oh my goodness, it seems church is the ideal place to visit for an embarassing moment.
I played with my old band bon accord silver band at a church service and the bumper up solo cornet's phone went off to the tune of mahler 3 (it was polyphonic so, start of mahler 3 is LOUD, 9 horns and 4 trombones, 4 trumpets and a tuba, playing fff in unison, need i say anymore) during the middle of the communion service (quietest part of an entire church servive). He sat for about a minute not answering the phone when he turns round to the principal cornet (who was a deeper shade of red than the carpet at this point) and says: "I think that its my phone, should i answer it?"
Absolutely fantastic, tried my best not to burst out laughing, guy got sacked for it and we never got asked back again. I wonder why?
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 10:32 PM
Ooooooh!!
See when I go to Aberdeen.....my new church i s called Bon Accord Free Church (just thought i'd mention that)
When we were on holiday in England somewhere we went to this really charismatic church. Absolutely wrong decision. It was one of them churches where people are OTT. Like waving there arms about and shrieking "LET IT BE!" or "PRAISE THE LORD!!" at the tops of hteir voices. They were belting out Abba's MONEY MONEY MONEY from the speakers at one point. We were all sitting there like
Being the strict old no-fun Free Church people that we are, we walked out first oppertunity we got.
See when I go to Aberdeen.....my new church i s called Bon Accord Free Church
(just thought i'd mention that)When we were on holiday in England somewhere we went to this really charismatic church. Absolutely wrong decision. It was one of them churches where people are OTT. Like waving there arms about and shrieking "LET IT BE!" or "PRAISE THE LORD!!" at the tops of hteir voices. They were belting out Abba's MONEY MONEY MONEY from the speakers at one point. We were all sitting there like
Being the strict old no-fun Free Church people that we are, we walked out first oppertunity we got.
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 10:35 PM
QUOTE(miss macleod @ May 1 2006, 11:32 PM)
Being the strict old no-fun Free Church people that we are, we walked out first oppertunity we got.
Reminds me of:
QUOTE(TheMesiter @ Jun 6 2005, 06:12 PM)
i dont like jokes
i dont like fun
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 10:07 PM
QUOTE(miss macleod @ May 1 2006, 11:32 PM)
Ooooooh!!
See when I go to Aberdeen.....my new church i s called Bon Accord Free Church
(just thought i'd mention that)When we were on holiday in England somewhere we went to this really charismatic church. Absolutely wrong decision. It was one of them churches where people are OTT. Like waving there arms about and shrieking "LET IT BE!" or "PRAISE THE LORD!!" at the tops of hteir voices. They were belting out Abba's MONEY MONEY MONEY from the speakers at one point. We were all sitting there like
Being the strict old no-fun Free Church people that we are, we walked out first oppertunity we got.
Lol, u need some fun sometimes
, my band rehearsed in St Margarets in Gallowgate opposite the blue lamp in Aberdeen. Though ABBA and church dont really go!! Nothing wrong with "PRAISE THE LORD" though, my flatmate wakes me up every morning for my 9am in Maths by shouting that!! Saves me setting the alarm!!#93
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 11:05 PM
QUOTE(bred @ May 1 2006, 11:35 PM)
QUOTE(miss macleod @ May 1 2006, 11:32 PM)
Being the strict old no-fun Free Church people that we are, we walked out first oppertunity we got.
Reminds me of:
QUOTE(TheMesiter @ Jun 6 2005, 06:12 PM)
i dont like jokes
i dont like fun
did no-one detect I was being sarcastic?!
we DO laugh about it.
there is definitely "fun" in our church....
duh...
like...er....when....um...
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 08:40 AM
I once walked straight into my patio doors a couple of years ago and smashed my face off the glass because i thought the door was open. In my defence my brother had just walked inside and closed the door behind him when i had just told him to leave it open ans the windows had just been cleaned!!!! Lol i'm not the only person to have done that to my patio doors though my uncle and aunt have both done the same thing they just didn't smash their face off it!!! lol
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 07:40 PM
Birds to that in my maths class all the time. Only they don't die, just get really frustrated. The last one was a robin.
-doof-
*looks confused and tries again*
-doof-
*falls a bit but tries again*
-doof-
*looks annoyed, it's thinking "Why isn't this stupid bit of air letting me past!!!! Grrrr" Takes a run/fly up*
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*falls down, and flies away defeatedly*
It must have got such headache.
-doof-
*looks confused and tries again*
-doof-
*falls a bit but tries again*
-doof-
*looks annoyed, it's thinking "Why isn't this stupid bit of air letting me past!!!! Grrrr" Takes a run/fly up*
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*falls down, and flies away defeatedly*
It must have got such headache.
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Posted 05 May 2006 - 03:50 PM
QUOTE(kyle @ May 3 2006, 07:47 PM)
I saw a bird do that once, it was funny temporarily.
Then i realised it was dead...
Same has happened in my school
a big thud, then a pigeon falls to the ground with a squashed head.
It may have been a "Suicidal Nazi Bomber Pigeon" lol
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Posted 25 February 2007 - 12:41 AM
I got myself in the most awkward situation tonight.
I was at my friend Isabel's flat with some other friends. We were watching "A Walk to Remember". I was sitting on the sofa squashed inbetween Ruth and Donald.
Ruth is having a hard time just now apparently (boyfriend is moving away and her aunty just died and her school placement is stressful)......which is all very sad....anyways, she was in ABSOLUTE TEARS throughout the entire film. Then Flora and Isabel started crying too.
And then when I felt Donald shaking and sniffing beside me I was like Goodness me, can you get a more depressing bunch than this 
I looked at him to see if he was really crying ....to find he was actually in tears trying to surpress laughter...which undoubtedly made me start to snort trying not to laugh...
Poor Ruth sitting beside me (oblivious to all this) who was absolutely howling by this point...
Then Flora and Isabel looked behind to see myself and Donald totally in silent hysterics and they started laughing too. But you know when you're in that stage of being in the middle of laughing and crying and then you don't know WHAT to do?? ...well, they were at that stage, sitting on the floor making the weirdest half-crying, half-laughter noises ever and it just sounded like a friggin ZOO!
I am a heartless soul.
I was at my friend Isabel's flat with some other friends. We were watching "A Walk to Remember". I was sitting on the sofa squashed inbetween Ruth and Donald.
Ruth is having a hard time just now apparently (boyfriend is moving away and her aunty just died and her school placement is stressful)......which is all very sad....anyways, she was in ABSOLUTE TEARS throughout the entire film. Then Flora and Isabel started crying too.
And then when I felt Donald shaking and sniffing beside me I was like Goodness me, can you get a more depressing bunch than this
I looked at him to see if he was really crying ....to find he was actually in tears trying to surpress laughter...which undoubtedly made me start to snort trying not to laugh...
Poor Ruth sitting beside me (oblivious to all this) who was absolutely howling by this point...
Then Flora and Isabel looked behind to see myself and Donald totally in silent hysterics and they started laughing too. But you know when you're in that stage of being in the middle of laughing and crying and then you don't know WHAT to do?? ...well, they were at that stage, sitting on the floor making the weirdest half-crying, half-laughter noises ever and it just sounded like a friggin ZOO!
I am a heartless soul.
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Posted 25 February 2007 - 12:52 AM
I got another one that just happened the other day... (i am recording these here for personal future reference)
I was in the uni computer room which was full of people.
I had to look up the spelling of the word "diarrhoea" for writing something on my bebo profile.
I went first on to google where it gave me the american spelling. So I went onto another online dictionary which YELLED OUT through the computer's speakers ...which were on full volume ...
"DIARRHOEA. NOUN. diˇarˇrhoea. PATHOLOGY."
AHH. After a fumble around for the volume button, I just got my stuff and left!
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