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[The Wedge Effect]

Mine most embarrassing times beat these hands down so I wont talk about them.

Awww, don't be shy!

[Terrence]

I walked smack-bang into a glass door at Buchanan Galleries (is that what it's called?) on Sunday. I thought that all of the doors would have been automatic but alas, no, they were not and I found this out by twatting my face off the glass and being laughed at by passers by.

Luckily I wasn't too hurt and found it funny, so it wasn't too embarrassing.

[smb]

I've just remembered. Last year in art I spilled dark red paint all over me.
It had been one of these bottles that nothing was coming out of no matter how hard i squezed. Then WHOOSH out it comes. Everywhere Not good. All over the table, all over the sink (a whole bottle of it) all over my trousers. It looked like blood!! All over the face, hands etc  And that is NOT good on trousers esp for the female lol. So yeah that was more than slightly embarrassing.   

To make it worse, my art teaher (who happens to be my big sisters best mate) found it rather funny and gave me lines for messing his classroom.  

Hahahaha! I just had a line pop up in my head there, thinking he made you do lines saying "I must not go to school at my time of the month"

shut up wedge! in fact, thats practically what he made me write.

Lmao. I bet your face went the same shade as the paint you spilled!

To be honest i wasnt acrually that bothered. All i said to him was "shut up macaulay and scrub the floor!!" - (there was big red footprints). But he went and got a jannitor to do it. I couldnt even sit down or i'd leave the seat red.

[John]

I walked smack-bang into a glass door at Buchanan Galleries (is that what it's called?) on Sunday. I thought that all of the doors would have been automatic but alas, no, they were not and I found this out by twatting my face off the glass and being laughed at by passers by.

Luckily I wasn't too hurt and found it funny, so it wasn't too embarrassing.

Damn i missed that, i was in town aswell!!!

[The Wedge Effect]

I walked smack-bang into a glass door at Buchanan Galleries (is that what it's called?) on Sunday. I thought that all of the doors would have been automatic but alas, no, they were not and I found this out by twatting my face off the glass and being laughed at by passers by.

Luckily I wasn't too hurt and found it funny, so it wasn't too embarrassing.

[Discogirl17]

Mine most embarrassing times beat these hands down so I wont talk about them.

Awww, don't be shy!

Ok well the least of the most embarrasing things I have done include sitting on curry sauce, walking into glass doors, flatulance issues, spilling tipex on myself, my zipper keeping opening at work and having irn bru poured over me.Now if thats the least of it then think about the worst things. I have had some seriously embarrassing times.

[The Wedge Effect]

Mine most embarrassing times beat these hands down so I wont talk about them.

Awww, don't be shy!

Ok well the least of the most embarrasing things I have done include sitting on curry sauce, walking into glass doors, flatulance issues, spilling tipex on myself, my zipper keeping opening at work and having irn bru poured over me.Now if thats the least of it then think about the worst things. I have had some seriously embarrassing times.

Meh, those aren't that bad. I can't remember any of my embarassing moments...hmm...oh well. Maybe smashing a glass door in my old school was one of them....nah, that was just hilarious.

[Discogirl17]

Does completely embarrasing yourself over a boy count?

[dondon]

I don't think so this is stupid embarassing things not more serious ones
This is just light hearted insomniac relief!

[The Wedge Effect]

I don't think so this is stupid embarassing things not more serious ones
This is just light hearted insomniac relief!

Yeah, otherwise I'd be telling you about the last time I completely embarassed myself over a girl.

[Discogirl17]

No no, its a stupid story.... quite mad and it wasnt really that bad, just that I nearlly got into a fight with a jealous girlfriend because she thought I was trying to steal her man... all a bit of a mistake and it was cleared up before any punches!

[Terrence]

I just remembered the worst thing that happened to me :| I've probably told this story before already but here goes:

It was 5th year, higher chemistry and, as usual, I had no idea what was going on. I think we were making soap. Anyway, I got the all important job of shaking the test tube (shush, I'm rather simple). The test tube then fizzed up and spontaneously exploded and sprayed white liquid, goo and powder all over the front of my trousers. (Not a very, ahem, good look). I think I squealed and everyone laughed at me.

My teacher then delivered the sad news that I had just covered my crotch in a highly alkaline substance and my trousers could very well melt away. WHAAAAAAT? So I was sent into the cupboard and told to take my trousers off and cover them in an acidic solution. It stank of vinegar and I spent the rest of the day smelling like a chip shop. Woe is me.

I wanted to go home but they wouldn't let me. Apparently, having smelly trousers is not a valid excuse for absence from class

[dondon]

Yes for that a thread called "serious embarrasment", "come here to be depressed insomniacs"

[The Wedge Effect]

I just remembered the worst thing that happened to me :| I've probably told this story but here goes:

It was 5th year, higher chemistry and, as usual, I had no idea what was going on. I think we were making soap. Anyway, I got the all important job of shaking the test tube (shush, I'm rather simple). The test tube then fizzed up and spontaneously exploded and sprayed white liquid, goo and powder all over the front of my trousers. (Not a very, ahem, good look). I think I squealed and everyone laughed at me.

My teacher then delivered the sad news that I had just covered my crotch in a highly alkaline substance and my trousers could very well melt away. WHAAAAAAT? So I was sent into the cupboard and told to take my trousers off and cover them in an acidic solution. It stank of vinegar and I spent the rest of the day smelling like a chip shop. Woe is me.

I wanted to go home but they wouldn't let me. Apparently, having smelly trousers is not a valid excuse for absence from class

Oh...my...god! That is so funny! *cringes* How embarassing that would be, to walk about in school with no trousers on... lmao

[Discogirl17]

That tops mine. Oh my god, thats absolutely wierd and wonderful!

[maria]

a few weeks ago i was in Glasgow, and myself my Dad and 2 cousins went out to some Italian Restaurant.

i decided to go to the toilet, and my cousin told me where it was. i got up and was laughing to myself (cant remember why!) and found the door for the toilet, as i was about to go in, i noticed a couple in the corner beside the toilets staring at me (like a look of shock/sympathy)

so i opened the second door of the toilets to find urinals!!! i couldnt believe it - i was in the mens toilets! i was soo embarrased, but thankfully i thought no-one saw me, then i came out of the toilets and the couple i saw earlier looked at me and burst out laughing!!

all i could say was "oops! dont think that is approriate!"

i was soo embarrased, worst thing is i go red very, very easily, so i was like a strawberry at this time!! as soon as i came out of the womens toilets the couple looked at me and smiled with a little giggle, i was like "much better in that one!"

at least it was only 2 people out of the whole restaurant that noticed....i think!

[Steven_Gerrard]

discogirl - we all know you WERE trying to steal me

and tuppence you have a crotch?

[Terrence]

Oh...my...god! That is so funny! *cringes* How embarassing that would be, to walk about in school with no trousers on... lmao

Noooooooo I didn't have to walk about school in my knickers, I just had to stand in the chemistry cupboard with my trousers off and wait for them to dry (as if THAT'S not embarrassing enough though).

[Terrence]

and tuppence you have a crotch? 

Isn't that what you call the fanny-part of trousers?

& maria, I've used mens toilets before. Sod waiting in the huuuuuge queue for the ladies!

[Discogirl17]

No Steven it wasnt you. My boyfriend almost walked into the girl toilets in Buchannan galleries today, I think he was thinking of the layout of the school toilets to be honest. Lucky he realised that a girl just went in and turned round and said oops! I then told him where the mens was, I mean god he's been to the Buchannan Gallaries toilets hundreds of times and every time known where it was but not today!