Sounds like when I was coming home from a band practice once. I was trying to lug my guitar and amp up this set of steps when my jeans start to slip. So I'm thinking "Awwww crap!" To try and remedy the situation, I stand bandy-legged, like a frog does. So, this stops the jeans trouble, for now.
Next, this old lady walks up to me and engages me in a conversation about bus timetables, at which point, my mobile starts to ring! So I'm standing there, trying to stop my jeans dropping, keeping all my guitar kit from falling and trying to answer a mobile whilst telling an old woman I know bugger all about the bus times.
The inevitable happened. I dropped the guitar, and in attempting to catch it, forgot about the jeans! Caught them at my knees. Not good at all. Old woman was horrified. More so than me I think!