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[dondon]

have done

i see a lot of these kind of things coming up when people are bored at night so i thought id do one.

Mines is sneezing really loudly in my standard grade english exam in front of 150 people in an echoy gym and it going everywhere and everybody nearly getting thrown out for cheating cos they all turned round!

again bored so do excuse my actions lol

[Dave]

if it was the worst thing......why would i relive it by posting for the whole world to laugh at

[dondon]

lol i thought i had to relive it to move on and get closure and people here dont actually know who i am so its not as embarassing lol

[smb]

if it was the worst thing......why would i relive it by posting for the whole world to laugh at 

becaue we like laughing at mods duh

[dondon]

yup
and that also wouldnt be the most embarassing thing but i cant really remember the whole story and i would rather not talk about that lol!

[John]

the most embarrasing thing i can remember is walking straight into a pole!! Man did that hurt for a couple of days!!!

[linds]

Primary 6, I vomited right outside the classroom door two minutes before the bell rang so everyone had to jump over my puke to get out of the class.

Oh, and I gibbered on at Harry from McFly about my soft toy dragon for about five minutes and he looked really confused but I just couldn't shut up.

And on my 18th birthday, I got totally drunk and danced about and lay down on the pavement and was generally an embarrassment to myself and anyone who had to look at me.

[AppleCore]

hmm... tried on high heals (yes, she didnt think they were high at all) and walked like a person who needed the toilet badly(is what she said) and.. i think i fell?? ... and she wouldnt stop laughin about it.. and till today she haunts me with it.. (no names lol)

oh.. and thats not the most embarassing thing, its |"one of the" lol!

[dondon]

i did yet another embarassing thing today, i walked around with my very low jeans on without a belt, that is a very very bad idea!!

[ermd]

Sounds like when I was coming home from a band practice once. I was trying to lug my guitar and amp up this set of steps when my jeans start to slip. So I'm thinking "Awwww crap!" To try and remedy the situation, I stand bandy-legged, like a frog does. So, this stops the jeans trouble, for now.

Next, this old lady walks up to me and engages me in a conversation about bus timetables, at which point, my mobile starts to ring! So I'm standing there, trying to stop my jeans dropping, keeping all my guitar kit from falling and trying to answer a mobile whilst telling an old woman I know bugger all about the bus times.

The inevitable happened. I dropped the guitar, and in attempting to catch it, forgot about the jeans! Caught them at my knees. Not good at all. Old woman was horrified. More so than me I think!

[bred]

Haha!
I can't think of anything really embarassing just now but when I was younger I went with my parents on a cycling holiday in Hertfordshire. The cycling group stopped at this field for lunch and I was talking to some woman and, for some reason, I started bragging to her that I could run really fast. So I showed her. I ran as fast as I could along this field and then a cow started to chase me. Within no time about ten cows were stampeding after me and I am now shitting it. All I can do is keep running in a straight line with a wall boundary to the field up ahead. I get to this wall and with no other option, I turn around and start running right back the way I came, just managing to dodge past the stampeding cows. So basically the same death run happens all over again and I now just notice that everyone is looking at me in a state of shock and confusion. I hear my dad shouting my name and then my eyes lock on to the corner of the field. I run towards it and just manage to jump over the wall.
I think that could qualify for one of my nearest death experiences as well, lol!

[Steven_Gerrard]

hah death by cow.....

[dondon]

Sounds like when I was coming home from a band practice once. I was trying to lug my guitar and amp up this set of steps when my jeans start to slip. So I'm thinking "Awwww crap!" To try and remedy the situation, I stand bandy-legged, like a frog does. So, this stops the jeans trouble, for now.

Next, this old lady walks up to me and engages me in a conversation about bus timetables, at which point, my mobile starts to ring! So I'm standing there, trying to stop my jeans dropping, keeping all my guitar kit from falling and trying to answer a mobile whilst telling an old woman I know bugger all about the bus times.

The inevitable happened. I dropped the guitar, and in attempting to catch it, forgot about the jeans! Caught them at my knees. Not good at all. Old woman was horrified. More so than me I think!

now that is bad!! mines wasnt anywhere near as bad as that

[YIC]

Sounds like when I was coming home from a band practice once. I was trying to lug my guitar and amp up this set of steps when my jeans start to slip. So I'm thinking "Awwww crap!" To try and remedy the situation, I stand bandy-legged, like a frog does. So, this stops the jeans trouble, for now.

Next, this old lady walks up to me and engages me in a conversation about bus timetables, at which point, my mobile starts to ring! So I'm standing there, trying to stop my jeans dropping, keeping all my guitar kit from falling and trying to answer a mobile whilst telling an old woman I know bugger all about the bus times.

The inevitable happened. I dropped the guitar, and in attempting to catch it, forgot about the jeans! Caught them at my knees. Not good at all. Old woman was horrified. More so than me I think!

At least it was an old woman!

[The Wedge Effect]

Sounds like when I was coming home from a band practice once. I was trying to lug my guitar and amp up this set of steps when my jeans start to slip. So I'm thinking "Awwww crap!" To try and remedy the situation, I stand bandy-legged, like a frog does. So, this stops the jeans trouble, for now.

Next, this old lady walks up to me and engages me in a conversation about bus timetables, at which point, my mobile starts to ring! So I'm standing there, trying to stop my jeans dropping, keeping all my guitar kit from falling and trying to answer a mobile whilst telling an old woman I know bugger all about the bus times.

The inevitable happened. I dropped the guitar, and in attempting to catch it, forgot about the jeans! Caught them at my knees. Not good at all. Old woman was horrified. More so than me I think!

At least it was an old woman!

At least he didn't get caught on CCTV and the video sent away to TV for all the world to see. Hehehe. Oh, wait...maybe he did...>=D

[smb]

I've just remembered. Last year in art I spilled dark red paint all over me.
It had been one of these bottles that nothing was coming out of no matter how hard i squezed. Then WHOOSH out it comes. Everywhere Not good. All over the table, all over the sink (a whole bottle of it) all over my trousers. It looked like blood!! All over the face, hands etc And that is NOT good on trousers esp for the female lol. So yeah that was more than slightly embarrassing.

To make it worse, my art teaher (who happens to be my big sisters best mate) found it rather funny and gave me lines for messing his classroom.

[The Wedge Effect]

I've just remembered. Last year in art I spilled dark red paint all over me.
It had been one of these bottles that nothing was coming out of no matter how hard i squezed. Then WHOOSH out it comes. Everywhere Not good. All over the table, all over the sink (a whole bottle of it) all over my trousers. It looked like blood!! All over the face, hands etc  And that is NOT good on trousers esp for the female lol. So yeah that was more than slightly embarrassing.   

To make it worse, my art teaher (who happens to be my big sisters best mate) found it rather funny and gave me lines for messing his classroom. 

Hahahaha! I just had a line pop up in my head there, thinking he made you do lines saying "I must not go to school at my time of the month"

[smb]

I've just remembered. Last year in art I spilled dark red paint all over me.
It had been one of these bottles that nothing was coming out of no matter how hard i squezed. Then WHOOSH out it comes. Everywhere Not good. All over the table, all over the sink (a whole bottle of it) all over my trousers. It looked like blood!! All over the face, hands etc  And that is NOT good on trousers esp for the female lol. So yeah that was more than slightly embarrassing.   

To make it worse, my art teaher (who happens to be my big sisters best mate) found it rather funny and gave me lines for messing his classroom.  

Hahahaha! I just had a line pop up in my head there, thinking he made you do lines saying "I must not go to school at my time of the month"

shut up wedge! in fact, thats practically what he made me write.

[The Wedge Effect]

I've just remembered. Last year in art I spilled dark red paint all over me.
It had been one of these bottles that nothing was coming out of no matter how hard i squezed. Then WHOOSH out it comes. Everywhere Not good. All over the table, all over the sink (a whole bottle of it) all over my trousers. It looked like blood!! All over the face, hands etc  And that is NOT good on trousers esp for the female lol. So yeah that was more than slightly embarrassing.   

To make it worse, my art teaher (who happens to be my big sisters best mate) found it rather funny and gave me lines for messing his classroom. 

Hahahaha! I just had a line pop up in my head there, thinking he made you do lines saying "I must not go to school at my time of the month"

shut up wedge! in fact, thats practically what he made me write.

Lmao. I bet your face went the same shade as the paint you spilled!

[Discogirl17]

Mine most embarrassing times beat these hands down so I wont talk about them.