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[John]

Is it?

And i think i'm going to be sick now

[linds]

I saw wee Paolo last night! Started off really quite badly. It sounded like he'd forgotten to put his teeth in. Really. I can do an awesome impression.

He picked up though - by the time he was onto Last Request I wanted to sex him. Very good looking boy. I hate his girlfriend.

[Daniel Williamson]

"i wanted to sex him" ha ha ha thats top. not heard that in my neck of the woods i must say. well i have 3 days left in school...id like to ask for any ones ideas of good pranks. anything im a fairly open minded guy

[Lesley]

I hate it when you wake up from awesome dreams. Especially when you wake up to a fantastic day of INDUSTRIALISATION. Wayhey.

[Alz]

I hate it when you wake up from awesome dreams. Especially when you wake up to a fantastic day of INDUSTRIALISATION. Wayhey.

I hate it when you promise yourself you'll finish off your Economic Growth essay, but end up skivving around doing nothing for four hours.

[Richard_05]

It's May!

[linds]

I just spent £30 getting my hair coloured (half price it was too) and... Well... I'm not too sure I can tell the difference to be honest. I'll have to get my mum to look at it. Maybe it's because it's my hair and I don't really notice colour change. But really. I was getting caramel-coloured highlights and... Well. It doesn't look much different. I knew it wasn't going to be really drastic but really. I'd quite like to notice the change.

[floss]

"i wanted to sex him" ha ha ha thats top. not heard that in my neck of the woods i must say. well i have 3 days left in school...id like to ask for any ones ideas of good pranks. anything im a fairly open minded guy

I wouldn't have thought you were that sort of guy! I was at your schools prizegiving last week coz my wee brother goes there...you seem to be loved and revered by all
But there's always the fish under the radiators. Or do something to Mr Stevens. He seems like the sort of person who'd take it on the chin!

And what else is on my mind... One month today I've got a peer supposrt today and then *woop* we get to sign up to buddies and paired readers and stuff. Oh and I have to go in during study leave for prefect duty too. Not really complaining though, it'll be my last chance to spend time with David, our current head Boy. I'm going to miss all the 6th years so much *sob*

[ice_illusion]

See you don't know our 1st years. They're the sort who thought, as a special easter treat, they'd throw mini eggs at me. And the 1st years like me, they think hitting the other prefects is perfectly acceptable. Honestly, they've ruined our year. We weren't allowed to to much of the usual 6th year stuff in case we set a bad example. Not that they need a bad example. And I really really want to leave, glad I stayed on for 6th year but now it's time to go.

I need to get some stuff for the last day. Some people have got really cool things planned, which I shall not mention, but I need sticky notes. Hundreds of them. And a sign. And possible some biohazard tape if I can get hold of it. And I need a plan to protect the school ducks.

[floss]

You have ducks?! See, if we had ducks they would be eaten by the first years. Really. You know, our first years are probably just as bad as yours. I encountered one on it's own (which is when they're supposedly most vulnerable!) and he looked me in the eyes and called me Fatty Fiona. I may not be Kate Moss, but even I'll admit that that is an unfair name. They have no respect. A bunch of them once stoned a seagull until it fell out of the sky. But of course, they're not going to listen to us measly prefects. They're too important now that they've got the freedom of going to the chippie at lunch rather than having to put up with school dinners.
It also frustrates me that 80% of the first years are taller than me.

[ice_illusion]

Our first years aren't allowed in the school garden. It's walled and you have to go past the attendance officer to get to it.

Ours stoned a seagull too. Mean gits, they've been swapping notes. They put a hose into some randoms house the same week, ruined the carpet. That was a bad week, they did something to a cat as well, forgot what it was but I remember being completely shocked.
I will win the my first years are worse than your first years competition.
But it's crap. We were scared of the prefects when we were their age. Prefects were allowed to throw us around if they so choose and that worked. I hate hate how they've all got their rights now. "I'll report you"


And i have realised I need to send of my UCAS reply by tomorrow. Crap.

[Alz]

I just had a dream where I met Sharon at HWU, and she was wearing a crapload of bling. :S

[smb]

Thats quite scary.


Well...to state the obvious... I am not really a bling person. I'm a right plain jane really, can't stand jewellery...rings etc..they just GET IN THE WAY, esp when playing musical instruments and all that. They are not practical and are not needed!


In other news, I finally have a flat for next year. Yay.

[Dave]

pfft fine then will just take the massive gold diamond thingy i got you on ebay or something

[floss]

What's on my mind?...fish cakes are the new bain of my life
And apparently a friend of mine's mum has 'warned them about women like me'!!

[Alz]

What's on my mind?...fish cakes are the new bain of my life
And apparently a friend of mine's mum has 'warned them about women like me'!!

I thought you didn't eat animals?

[floss]

What's on my mind?...fish cakes are the new bain of my life
And apparently a friend of mine's mum has 'warned them about women like me'!!

I thought you didn't eat animals?

I don't. I saw the dinner ladies at school today making some, and if I wasn't already vegetarian I would have become one , no question about it.
So, you didn't catch me out there Alan!

[linds]

Well...to state the obvious... I am not really a bling person. I'm a right plain jane really, can't stand jewellery...rings etc..they just GET IN THE WAY, esp when playing musical instruments and all that. They are not practical and are not needed!

Ohhh jewellery is fabulous. I get paid to say that, though.

I have half a tonne of the stuff. It's all a load of cheap tat but I love it. I especially love my big flower rings from Accessorize. They are super. Massive, but they're super.

[Alz]

What's on my mind?...fish cakes are the new bain of my life
And apparently a friend of mine's mum has 'warned them about women like me'!!

I thought you didn't eat animals?

I don't. I saw the dinner ladies at school today making some, and if I wasn't already vegetarian I would have become one , no question about it.
So, you didn't catch me out there Alan!

Nyah. How disappointing.

I had my glitter pens looked out, ready to make some 'FISH ARE ANIMALS TOO' posters.

[floss]

What's on my mind?...fish cakes are the new bain of my life
And apparently a friend of mine's mum has 'warned them about women like me'!!

I thought you didn't eat animals?

I don't. I saw the dinner ladies at school today making some, and if I wasn't already vegetarian I would have become one , no question about it.
So, you didn't catch me out there Alan!

Nyah. How disappointing.

I had my glitter pens looked out, ready to make some 'FISH ARE ANIMALS TOO' posters.

You should still do that - remember our past conversation.
Damn, my school makes me want to vomit in my shoe sometimes - how can salmon be a vegetarian dish equivalent? It was alive once too, untill it was caught by an evil trawler and taken away from it's little fishy friends